amber
Saint Paul, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a birthday present from my boyfriend's mom. It was ProActiv acne solution. He tried to make me feel better by explaining it's because she wants to be able to include me in family pictures. FML
random123
United States
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend. He gazed at me, stroked my cheek, and said, "Christ, you really need something for this acne." FML
IloveJapan
Japan
Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML
Anonymous
United States
Thanks, I guess…
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
Deaf Dumb & Blonde
United States
Today, it's my birthday. I told my boyfriend I wanted to feel special even if for just one day. He said he would do the laundry for me. FML
IHateMyLife
Best birthday ever!
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had promised that the day would belong to me. But no, I had to drive 80km forth and back to pick him up from work, then he took pictures with his new camera lens, then he decided what to eat, demanded a massage, and then he just fell asleep. Happy birthday to me. FML
ppp
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
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kirra16 5
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
hotPinklipstick 24
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.
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Comments (183)
gibbyguppy 0
Lol, just lol
baygirl564 9
Happy birthday though :), that was just one day, you still have 364 good days to have.
Candice0687 0
So tell him I know its my birthday but I got you something to and give him Viagra.
Dougmonroey3 0
i feel your pain ;( , that happened to me once with a gf i had. in front of her family too. so embarrassing & akward -______-
KrazyKlutzyKali 2
How thoughtful.
polkadot3155 6
I'd be happy.. That shit's expensive.
lollipopcicle 6
mumgee 3
The gift that gives on giving.
peaceout7247 1
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Have some acne cream.
laurenmacias 0
Better him than Justin beiber