Today, I threw up due to food poisoning. Despite my fever and pain, my wife is completely convinced it was from secretly drinking, and I am now "PERMANENTLY FORBIDDEN" from drinking anything alcoholic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing decided to "test the theory" that I can't drink alcohol due to a liver condition by mixing some into my drinks. He then complained that my ceaseless vomiting made his bathroom smell bad, and only took me to hospital when I started having a seizure. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, without any warning from my body whatsoever, I had to go to the bathroom at work to puke. I was then fired for being ‘drunk’ at work. I wasn’t drunk, just sick. FML
Today, at work, someone heard me throw up. I then got called aside and told being hungover at work is unacceptable. I don't drink. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I took my first holiday from work in over 6 months as it was my birthday. Today was also the day I woke up and vomited violently for 10 straight hours as a result of food poisoning. FML
Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML
Today, I was feeling sick and ended up throwing up as soon as I got home. My mother's first question was an accusatory, "What have you been drinking?" I was returning from the AA meeting I have been attending for over a month. I go because I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic like her. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
you're only permanently forbidden if you allow it. you're not her property.. tell her no
Yudith 28
That's going to be a fun one at parties. "Sorry, I can't drink this beer/wine/cocktail because my wife mistook my food poisoning for alcohol poisoning last year."
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Comments (4)
bigredmonkeybutt 30
If you’re going to give her that much control over you, you pretty much deserve it.
Crowned Sataness 12
you're only permanently forbidden if you allow it. you're not her property.. tell her no
Yudith 28
That's going to be a fun one at parties. "Sorry, I can't drink this beer/wine/cocktail because my wife mistook my food poisoning for alcohol poisoning last year."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Go out and drink so much that you throw up. So she learns the difference in the symptoms.