Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML
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kirra16 5
It's sort of harsh but he's just trying to help you.
hotPinklipstick 24
26- Actually Justin Bieber does advertising for Proactive, which is an acne cream. He has for a while now.
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KatieKupcake4195 9
Dude at least he remembered. My birthday is on April 1st and I swear my boyfriend completely forgot. My feelings were pretty hurt. He didn't tell me happy birthday until like 2 days after because it was "an April Fool's joke". I mean, I forgave him and all, but yea. Be grateful he remembered, OP. And happy birthday :)
Briscuit 24
Jealous... I've been asking my parents for some for months!
ClosetTroll 10
It's something you can put to good use. That's rare for most birthday gifts.
katcot99 11
When u need it..u need it.
SkoomaKi 28
*Transforms into grammar nazi* *When you need it, you need it* Please use spelling and proper grammar. Have a nice day.
maosquare 18
Also, I find it perfectly ironic that you love grammar Natzi's.
coried91 28
She spelt it that way because that is what was on 20's profile. I'm pretty sure she knows how to spell Nazi.
bethcox 4
Omg that's so mean hahaa! I feel your pain; I've suffered with acne ever since I hit puberty. I am now 19 -__-
Discombobulated9 12
I was a really bad sufferer as well. So much so, that when I went to the doctors because of an illness, he prescribed me with acne cream. I'm almost 25 and am finally no longer a sufferer. I'm unsure if this is fiction or fact, but I heard that acne sufferers are less prone to getting wrinkles. That's a plus- if it's true.
anniekins 6
"what happened to I'm beautiful the way I am?"
Awsumuzzie 12
What a bizarre quote...
mk58 31
How is that a bizarre quote?!
lovelyleah 10
Because the quote should start before "I'm"...
The_Hitdude 12
15- For all we know, OP could already be pushing up daisies in an alleyway dumpster, considering FML's aren't always posted the day they're submitted.
The_Hitdude 12
*OP's boyfriend
memecookie 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway. At least he remembered :)
knutyknome 0
Looks like this was a...."zitty" situation
mintcar 10
No.