Preparation

By Anonymous - 18/08/2022 12:00

Spicy
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12

if you can't remember why you are with him, then why are you with him? stop wasting your time and find someone more suited to you

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Brightside86 30

Seems like a very odd deal breaker, I mean obviously if anal isn't a good experience for both parties it's not going to happen again...

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you want to be with a guy who you don't want to blow on-demand? I'm flummoxed.

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Plop 17

You wrote this comment just because you wanted to use the word "flummoxed", admit it. We all know it.

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RichardPencil 30

No, that's not what I'd consider an impressing word. When you see me use "ultracrepidarian," then you'll know I'm showing off.

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Crowned Sataness 12

if you can't remember why you are with him, then why are you with him? stop wasting your time and find someone more suited to you

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Brightside86 30

Seems like a very odd deal breaker, I mean obviously if anal isn't a good experience for both parties it's not going to happen again...

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crackbombz 8

Not sure why this is suck a big deal. The guy was super horny and was bummed out he couldn’t even get head. Just take one for the team and pop that sucker in your mouth

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