SkkyeMessor

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

7
Comments

770
Visits

89
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Skkyemessor

Not specified

Skkyemessor - Followers

Skkyemessor - Followed

Skkyemessor's page visits

lovers5201

Car101

snafuy

Fucked!

Skkyemessor's FML badges

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Skkyemessor's favorite FMLs

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

agreeclassic 30 390

vote type 1 22 665

By Rejected - 16/07/2011 13:28 - Australia

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

agreeclassic 45 273

vote type 1 4 766

I stand accused

By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

agreeclassic 31 818

vote type 1 6 106

By clumbsy_at_best - 16/07/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, I realized how close my boyfriend and best friend are. FML

agreeclassic 45 579

vote type 1 4 775

clumbsy_at_best app_comment_confession_title

clumbsy_at_best 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 21:53

they were having sex on chat roulette.....

By bananagurl4242 - 16/07/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML

agreeclassic 36 190

vote type 1 4 467