Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
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ccsmilvr 0
Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??
mrbattleman 10
maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf
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Comments (337)
cr3ativity 15
Lay off sex for a while, like 3 weeks. And try it again. That way it gets tight all over again and feels like new.
Raori 23
What crap. Classic, bordering on violence against woman....just watch **** and look how the man is always violent and aggressive towards the woman....only a matter of time before he becomes aggressive, if not already?? This isn't even funny.
cr3ativity 15
How is that violent? Even though she complied, from the sound of it, she wasn't physically forced to have armpit sex.
tit4tat22 3
Things may get a little fruity next time ;)
Mr_Matsubayashi 7
Maybe you should check out Kama Sutra before he goes for an ear.
darkinners 6
seems armpit fetish is a trend? one of my friend have it as well and I thought he's the only one
Ray_of_midnight 22
Well, I think it's wonderful of you to be GGG enough to try all this different stuff to try to keep your boyfriend happy. Sorry none of it works for either of you individually, or you as a couple. Maybe you should try couples counseling or something?
Tmoney20 3
He's lucky enough that you let him do all that.... Dump the creepy loser and find yourself a real man that values pleasing you and not just his armpit fetish!
pcarebear1993 4
I totally agree
FMLaddict11 6
Try creative positions or sex in new places like shower or on counter tops before doing... armpit sex. That's a little weird. Also, don't have sex as often or really make him want and work for it through foreplay.
mosquito19 14
your boyfriend likes **** if he finds sex boring.
meraseaside 0
Hole in the wall