Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
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ccsmilvr 0
Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??
mrbattleman 10
maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf
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Comments (337)
jaipie 4
You actually let him do it?
cheeseboy77 0
that's kinda disturbing to picture in your mind...
OhLohd111 11
I'm sure it'd be disturbing to picture on paper as well, or perhaps film.
suavesuave 2
Normal guy much?
FYLDeep 25
You must be a pretty open-minded woman to have allowed it to come this far. I would have thought that most girls would insist that their men to focus on pleasing them instead of seeking their own satisfaction. After all, it doesn't take much to get a guy off.
MrsPegg 45
I was thinking along the same lines ... it takes a special woman to care enough about her man to allow him to **** her armpit!
akayc32 0
39... There are several different reasons OP would allow all of the various sexual positions...OP has yet to learn the proper way to say, and mean, "No." OP actually enjoys some of it. Etc... People and their sexual desires are incredibly versatile...
MrsPegg 45
@ 55 true, but from OP's FML and the way she's described the other orifices getting "boring" to him, I believe she's kinky and will do whatever it takes to make him happy. More power to her if so, and if she is too, whatever you want to call her, for not saying no, then FHL. I'm down for almost anything with my husband, but I would have to draw the line at the armpit. ;)
MrsPegg 45
akayc32 0
60, I agree.
pdp_fml 21
You are one nice girl friend to let him do all that to you. I have also heard of boobie sex too if you are endowed well enough. He might like that.
marisadc79 0
True, didn't think of the boobs but my point still stands, bored of all three, come on
DriftnuT 0
Time for the 5 hole O.o
stuth186 7
At least nobody walked in on you, try explaining that one!
RinaVampire31 18
I don't understand how "normal" sex could possibly be boring. Unless that's how dull the relationship is.
ellakacyme22 6
From the sound of it her boyfriend is just as bored with her and she is afraid that she might lose him if she dosent comply with his sexsual demands hence the reson why she can't say NO. THAT'S WHAT LOW ESTEEM DOES TO YOU
purple91 8
Perhaps it is time to start looking for someone else who appreciates you and won't get bored.
Wandering_Ninja 8
I'm sorry your boyfriend is gay.