Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
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ccsmilvr 0
Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??
mrbattleman 10
maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf
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Comments (337)
chosha_fml 26
Oh just ditch the idiot. Seriously, do you want an ongoing sex life with this guy?
Steve95401 49
OP may need to lube up her nostrils soon.
TheNewGuy03 28
Apparently, this guy just can't get a hole-in-one. |the kid|
Santo9812 0
That's kinda sad lol. My gf won't let me have anal sex, let alone anything like that.
you_freak 7
Agreed! No one's giving OP props for being so ... uh ... giving!
chels1994 11
...That's very odd
forbiddenz 0
He is gay.. Just Dont know if yet
hasaveli 2
Maybe he'll choke you to death and **** your ankle,
cheriloowho 0
He's either "A" a sex addict, or "B" he's gay. Here's some sage advice, Just please don't let him felch you. (Goggle 'felching'). Gross.
johncrb 6
Kick the retard to the curb after you let him titty f#ck you.
Brotha_Lou 5
Uhmm his penis under ur hairy armpit. Lol people r getting sicker as the days goes by.
iRuleUdrool 4
Unless OP is a guy... It shouldn't be hairy