Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, in an attempt to spice things up a bit, my boyfriend and I discovered he takes it in the butt better than I do. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't like having sex with me, because I get too wet and it makes him go limp. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML
Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thank you, your FML was submitted, and will appear the moderation soon!
Top comments
ccsmilvr 0
Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??
mrbattleman 10
maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (337)
giggetyalright 1
don't be afraid. it can't really get worse than that :( he'll get bored of it soon
bananagrams 9
Don't be afraid!? Wouldn't you be if someone wanted to stick their dick in your armpit?
Tankkiller308 16
Actually It probably can get worse. A lot worse
Larion1 13
You are the one who tolerates it, and you are not a victim, you are doing it at your free will
wisese 0
If I were you, I'd be worried that he might have some kind of sex addiction or a mental illness. Growing bored of the usual sex options is not normally a positive sign, and you're right to be worried about what he'll want to try further down the road.
jacknos40 0
I'll let u give me oral and do anal with u if he wont hahahaha
ambowew 7
You'll go far, mate.
docscientist 9
Get in line, ladies!
absolutegrrr 7
I'd stick with just the one 'ha' if I were you pal.
brittanydaniel15 5
if youre comment wasnt creepy enough your picture makes up for it
k34nu 7
He's a keeper!
masmalaque 21
i dont think anyone EVER will accept to give you oral and let you have sex with them
mashimarox 12
Hes going to go for nosehole and earhole sex
cheeseboy77 0
so disturbing to imagine that...
intothecrypt 3
The nosehole is called the nostril, chappy.
AffenKid 9
Nasal? :s
theonlysweetpea 10
Put chili powder in his lube
allonblack 4
When sex becomes boring, you've got a bigger problem than lubed armpits.
truthurt47 0
Hey add another female or male and have a three-som. Or try a strap on? Lol throwing it out there
tannerianian 11
You let him do anal? Only one and a million girls allow that;)
Irinaaa 0
I personally wouldn't want a dick in my ass.
DjeePee 24
And I personally think that there are more woman who once tried anal than you might would think.
NotDave 0
So... 1,000,001 girls have consistently tried anal?
devendarling 5
Anal is fine, as long as you are gentle. OP, dump the guy. You might love him, but eventually you won't be enough.
TheNewGuy03 28
I don't think I'd ever put my dick in a girl's asshole. Vaginal/oral sex works just fine for me... I'd like her to get off, really. |the kid|
penguinazul 13
Anal, for me, can actually be quite pleasurable. I don't know what's getting hit in there, unless it's my gspot from behind or something, but I've had plenty of orgasms from anal sex. The anal area is totally an erogenous zone.
rowanessence 4
Lol one in a million? Perhaps the women you date are just prudes.
mrssuarez2011 12
Or normal? There's a reason a man has a dick, and a woman a ******. Personally I would question the orientation of a straight man who wanted to shove his dick into a woman's anus. My hubs and I have a rule "you stay away from my ass and I'll stay away from yours"
MissAimeeAngel 15
Anal is really not that bad, at least not as bad as everyone thinks and/or says. If done correctly, it can actually be quite pleasurable. You just need a lot of patience, understanding, and trust in your partner; and a willingness to give it a shot, otherwise it definitely won't work out for either person.
loudema 5
Don't knock it till you try it.
JinxosGirl87 0
Anal sex makes me ****** faster and more powerful than vaginal. Luckily my man is understanding and allows me to control everything so I'm comfortable.
penguinazul 13
It is ideal to not eat within an hour of doing the deed and to go to the bathroom before hand. These two things plus a shower will equal out to a happy, clean, anal experience. And if poop gets on the dick, well, it *can* be washed. Accidents can and will happen; you're not always going to be as clean as you think you are. It just depends on how comfortable you are with your partner.