By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 153
You deserved it 6 673

Same thing different taste

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I hope someone caught it on video and uploads it to YouTube. You'll be the next viral Internet star like the Star Wars Kid or Tay Zonday or that other guy who did that other stupid thing. I'll be your agent. Call me.

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Because they were late to their bus? I don't think there's many other reasons to run after a bus.

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I guess OP took the phrase "shake a leg" too literally.

#1- It says "I ran for the first time in ages" in the first line of the FML, so yeah, I would assume OP was running.

@1 No she was running /away/ from the bus cuz of her phobia.

I hope someone caught it on video and uploads it to YouTube. You'll be the next viral Internet star like the Star Wars Kid or Tay Zonday or that other guy who did that other stupid thing. I'll be your agent. Call me.

#13 are you referring To the three second video of a girl and that dog? The one titled go bwah? If do you are epic

JMichael 25

Doc! I've got some stupid shit on video and I would love it if you'd be my agent.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Well, my shit knows basic math, so your call, Doc!

katie_xoxo3 16

Well did you at least make the bus?

Ayeasha 7

Am I the only one who read the first lines as "today I ran for the first time....?"

JMichael 25
jazzy_123 20

34, uhh yeah... it says exactly that..!

olpally 32

Is the gutter okay? Hahaha that truly sucks. Wish someone would have you-tubed that!

jaycee1209 5

Did it land on the president?

Yeah! The president was there in the shop doorway.. Waiting to catch his shoe!

perdix 29

#10, maybe the OP landed on his approval rating:)

BradTheBrony 19

Guys, he's referencing that time Bush got a shoe thrown at him.

And this is why I've been saying Velcro needs to make a comeback.