By Anonymous - 02/02/2012 20:56 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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ToeJams 0

That is a very very smart man

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DrMime 10

"Grr! Hulk clean!!!" -"GAAAH HULK NEED MORE LEMON PLEDGE!!!!"

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moop256 10

^^^ so Fred hows Norway working out for you?

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FroHo 8

Well, we're quite busy nowadays because it's high season for trolls.

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G0v3nat0r 7

Well it's better than you making him angry so he uses proper grammar when he texts you.

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cheerkat 6

What does he do when you make him angry?!?

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DrMime 10

'Anger time management', hmm seems effective! I manage a day care center, and if this 'anger' is as an effective method as I'm told, then my target employee demographic is abusive fathers, it can't possibly fail!!!!

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DayAndNite 8

No need to comment on the same FML twice.

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DrMime 10

Sorry, I should never kid about child abuse :(

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MaceFaceLOL 8

85 if you weren't meant to comment on the same FML twice the app would make it so you can't..FYL

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moop256 10

Dr.mime this was a bit of a miss the only thing to now is get up brush yourself of flip the bird to the haters bitch a bit or if your like op clean...

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DrMime 10

A made a pun to try and help, but I guess it went right over people's heads.

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moop256 10

Well I saw it and I was going to say I see what you did there butt then I would get thumbs downs up my ass...

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Epsilonyx 15

I don't understand that reaction. "You piece of SHIT! YOU POORLY ENDOWED SON OF A BITCH! I WILL SCRUB THE **** OUT OF THAT TOILET. I WILL VACUUM THE **** OUT OF THIS FLOOR. **** YOU."

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MaceFaceLOL 8

AHAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious I really laughed at this too.

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shinshoku13 19

She cleans as a destresser, not to piss him off

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MaceFaceLOL 8

Can you read? He makes her mad = she cleans- this persons comment was the chick being angry and saying how she will clean. Derp.

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peachy36 3

I do this too. It keeps me doing something so I don't antagonize the situation. When I calm down, we talk like adults. He i the other hand throws a temper tantrum like a 2 year old and it's really funny.

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ta_ta_ta_tiaa 5

That's smart of him! Stop cleaning every time he makes you angry and maybe he'll stop purposely doing it :)

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ta_ta_ta_tiaa 5

Haha, it's not meant to be dirty...but thanks!

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SweetPerfectionn 3

Cleaver douche of a boyfriend you got there.

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aj66602 0

Purposefully*. Come on people.

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Sirin_fml 46

Here you go: http://blog.amamanualofstyle.com/2011/09/20/purposely-purposefully/

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Sirin_fml 46

Here you go: http://blog.amamanualofstyle.com/2011/09/20/purposely-purposefully/

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McMan 23

The mods never make mistakes, and even if they do you'll disappear for knowing too much.

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AllSoul 23

I do the same when I'm angry, I don't even think about it. At this very moment infact, my appartement is spotless.

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kittenvks 11

I do too, I just thought I was weird

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AllSoul 23

I thought I was weird too, apparently not. Or we're both weirdos...

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CRC_101 31

I'm the same way, actually.... Angry Cleaning Club, anyone? :D No, too obvious....

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

I clean when I'm angry as well. There is something quite calming about scrubbing a dish till it shines.

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AllSoul 23

Come to the dark side, we have cake...

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RedPillSucks 31

cccc- combo breaker??? WHERE'S MY CAKE

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