FML : Today, 3 hours into a 7-hour flight, I only ate half the chocolate mousse that came with my meal and decided to give the rest to my boyfriend. While reaching...

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Today, 3 hours into a 7-hour flight, I only ate half the chocolate mousse that came with my meal and decided to give the rest to my boyfriend. While reaching for his tray, he mistook the action as me stealing his mousse. We spent the rest of the flight covered in sticky soft drink splatter. FML

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By stickyandwet - / Monday 30 January 2017 23:00 / Australia - Perth

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By shellzy | 20

#7401355 - Monday 30 January 2017 17:24

Call me crazy, but I'm almost positive that any plane that serves food also has a lavatory. With a sink.

By zaarae | 7

#7401316 - Monday 30 January 2017 16:35

holy crap food aggressive much? tell him to chill down.

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By player69badboy | 0

#7399579 - Saturday 28 January 2017 12:59

U need a new man

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FacesOfHumanity | 14

#7402781 - Wednesday 1 February 2017 18:08

No one would ever be in a relationship if they broke up for such a small little mistake. That's like saying you broke up with someone over them accidentally spilling water on the ground.

By zxbanexz | 0

#7399993 - Saturday 28 January 2017 22:45

ydi. you should've asked him.

By Scotth901 | 22

#7401301 - Monday 30 January 2017 16:07

Never steal a man's mousse!

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lilchica22001 | 22

#7401824 - Tuesday 31 January 2017 10:11

She wasn't! Learn to read!

By Tante Sam | 23

#7401310 - Monday 30 January 2017 16:18

My boyfriend once stabbed my hand with his fork because he thought I was stealing his dessert. (I was just reaching for the milk)

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siggy_mcsigx | 18

#7401433 - Monday 30 January 2017 20:07

yea that isn't really okay

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thelittlem | 12

#7402700 - Wednesday 1 February 2017 15:01

I hope you mean ex boyfriend.

By zaarae | 7

#7401316 - Monday 30 January 2017 16:35

holy crap food aggressive much? tell him to chill down.

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cfojo | 19

#7401676 - Tuesday 31 January 2017 3:29

OP might be a chronic food thief - we never know

By Nina825 | 21

#7401318 - Monday 30 January 2017 16:39

Food fight !:D

By noellebelle626 | 18

#7401332 - Monday 30 January 2017 17:00

Man loves his food.

By RichardPencil | 25

#7401346 - Monday 30 January 2017 17:10

Will you forget the mousse ... for a moment?!?!

By shellzy | 20

#7401355 - Monday 30 January 2017 17:24

Call me crazy, but I'm almost positive that any plane that serves food also has a lavatory. With a sink.

By GhostFox | 33

#7401570 - Monday 30 January 2017 23:42

Someone has issues with food...and it's not OP.

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