FML : Today, 3 hours into a 7-hour flight, I only ate half the chocolate mousse that came with my meal and decided to give the rest to my boyfriend. While reaching...

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Today, 3 hours into a 7-hour flight, I only ate half the chocolate mousse that came with my meal and decided to give the rest to my boyfriend. While reaching for his tray, he mistook the action as me stealing his mousse. We spent the rest of the flight covered in sticky soft drink splatter. FML

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By stickyandwet - / Monday 30 January 2017 23:00 / Australia - Perth

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By shellzy | 16

#7401355 - Monday 30 January 2017 05:24

Call me crazy, but I'm almost positive that any plane that serves food also has a lavatory. With a sink.

By zaarae | 7

#7401316 - Monday 30 January 2017 04:35

holy crap food aggressive much? tell him to chill down.

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By player69badboy | 0

#7399579 - Saturday 28 January 2017 12:59

U need a new man

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FacesOfHumanity | 14

#7402781 - Wednesday 1 February 2017 06:08

No one would ever be in a relationship if they broke up for such a small little mistake. That's like saying you broke up with someone over them accidentally spilling water on the ground.

By zxbanexz | 0

#7399993 - Saturday 28 January 2017 10:45

ydi. you should've asked him.

By Scotth901 | 22

#7401301 - Monday 30 January 2017 04:07

Never steal a man's mousse!

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lilchica22001 | 22

#7401824 - Tuesday 31 January 2017 10:11

She wasn't! Learn to read!

By Tante Sam | 23

#7401310 - Monday 30 January 2017 04:18

My boyfriend once stabbed my hand with his fork because he thought I was stealing his dessert. (I was just reaching for the milk)

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siggy_mcsigx | 17

#7401433 - Monday 30 January 2017 08:07

yea that isn't really okay

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thelittlem | 10

#7402700 - Wednesday 1 February 2017 03:01

I hope you mean ex boyfriend.

By zaarae | 7

#7401316 - Monday 30 January 2017 04:35

holy crap food aggressive much? tell him to chill down.

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cfojo | 19

#7401676 - Tuesday 31 January 2017 03:29

OP might be a chronic food thief - we never know

By Nina825 | 21

#7401318 - Monday 30 January 2017 04:39

Food fight !:D

By noellebelle626 | 15

#7401332 - Monday 30 January 2017 05:00

Man loves his food.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7401346 - Monday 30 January 2017 05:10

Will you forget the mousse ... for a moment?!?!

By shellzy | 16

#7401355 - Monday 30 January 2017 05:24

Call me crazy, but I'm almost positive that any plane that serves food also has a lavatory. With a sink.

By GhostFox | 33

#7401570 - Monday 30 January 2017 11:42

Someone has issues with food...and it's not OP.

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