Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
PieknyCzlowiek 7
Wait, a guy turned down sex two nights in a row? Id either be worried he may be homosexual or youre not doing the job right.
jonwassing 3
The heck is his problem? Sex more than once every two weeks sounds awesome!
blutigenbonbon 10
I know what you feel..
QMord 2
Jesus. Two nights? You are a freak!
fruitslut 11
Red Flag. He wanted sex. He was just being a controlling asshole.
kaystarr27 6
Damn.
sugarbear0727 19
He's weird for not jumping at the opportunity.
Kitty413 1
me and my boyfriend had sex 5 times in 2 days
disaster69 1
Your boyfriend sounds gay for saying that
xoanwxo 6
is he gay?