Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex...

By frustrated! - 06/02/2013 06:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 17:04 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2020 08:01

Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML

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By theproblemboblem - 29/04/2021 14:00

Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML

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By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2020 18:00

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML

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By Patricia - 01/10/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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wvcheesehead1 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:09

Depends on who you wanted to have it with.

SakataGintoki 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 12:10

Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,

Comments

PieknyCzlowiek 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 6:38

Wait, a guy turned down sex two nights in a row? Id either be worried he may be homosexual or youre not doing the job right.

jonwassing 3

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:32

The heck is his problem? Sex more than once every two weeks sounds awesome!

blutigenbonbon 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 3:12

I know what you feel..

QMord 2

Wednesday 27 February 2013 16:27

Jesus. Two nights? You are a freak!

fruitslut 11

Friday 1 March 2013 11:35

Red Flag. He wanted sex. He was just being a controlling asshole.

kaystarr27 6

Sunday 24 March 2013 2:43

Damn.

sugarbear0727 19

Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:08

He's weird for not jumping at the opportunity.

Kitty413 1

Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:40

me and my boyfriend had sex 5 times in 2 days

disaster69 1

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:55

Your boyfriend sounds gay for saying that

xoanwxo 6

Friday 5 July 2013 7:39

is he gay?

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