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Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

By MyLife - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 08:04 /
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By  Pleonasm  |  31

"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

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By  Pleonasm  |  31

"Honey, can't you see I'm on a date here? Don't be so selfish! It's always about "Me, me, me." Can't you just let a guy have a nice time with his girl without getting calls every five minutes from his needy wife? *to the date, away from phone* the nerve of that woman..."

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  Pleonasm  |  31

I think it's supposed to be a reference to a meme or chain message from facebook or something. I don't think he's racist, just that it's not a very well known joke.

By  coolboy675  |  16

How dare you interrupt him while he's on a date with Siri?! Can't you let the poor man have phone sex once in a while?!

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  mb2_native  |  15

Or "ooohhhhhh". Seen it on YouTube, and I had to try it, took about 4 tries to get Siri to say it. I couldn't stop laughing. Siri can be funny when you know what to say, but most time takes a few tries :p

By  supportcommand  |  17

I think you should fuck one of his friends. That's acceptable payback.

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  supportcommand  |  17

# 38. To be totally truthful, no, I don't actually think that this is the best course of action for op. but what really gets me is why you are so concerned about whether I was joking or not.

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I said I 'seriously hope' the way I would say 'I seriously hope the United States gets over their gun issue' even though I live in Canada, so whether they do or don't is irrelevant to me. I would just pity them, as I would pity you if that was in fact your mentality. You seem to care a great deal about whether or not I care, though. Is there a reason why? Are you trying to instigate an argument, or are you genuinely curious?

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  Codezlol  |  21

I care that you care that he cares but she doesn't care we all care as a cumulative entity we all really don't care. Unless we care, then the prognosis is that we ultimately care. *hides*

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