Today, my boyfriend called me a freak for wanting to have sex for a second night in a row. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lazy ass
Today, my husband called me a nympho after I told him I'd ideally like us to have sex more than once a month. FML
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
Going well, isn't it
Today, after weeks of begging my boyfriend of almost two years to have sex with me, he told me to find someone else to fuck. FML
Bragging
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
I don't owe you anything
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Hard to believe
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home he was masturbating. FML
Today, I tried to have sex with my boyfriend three times, but every time he insisted that he wasn't in the mood. I left to get food and when I came home, he was masturbating. FML
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wvcheesehead1 9
Depends on who you wanted to have it with.
SakataGintoki 9
Slow down girl! Give him some time to reload,
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Comments (165)
somerandomguy89 1
is he gay
diva239 8
I think he's the freak!
brandeeeeee 4
Stuff that I would have been straight in there
californianking1 8
Are you sure he doesn't need to come out the closet?
cartedor 18
You are weird. what's wrong with you?
danele86 5
Yeah, my ex was like. He could barely get it up twice a week. Forget two nights in a row. It was so frustrating. Come to find out later that he had no problem getting it up 3 times in a row with a one night stand he had. Yeah he was a sad excuse of a man. I feel for you... Sorry
snoopystaxx 5
whoaaaa slow down jack rabbit. lol.
BrashlyHonest20 4
Are you sure he's a guy? O.o just saying... Or straight even?
CaBur 5
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your boyfriend is gay.
ARod11SoCal 4
lol thats not being a freak ....he will regret it later on in life