By chillnhill - 11/09/2015 02:31 - United States - Shippensburg

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 754
You deserved it 24 623

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chillnhill 24

OP here, many thanks to those that saw the humor in this! For those that think "YDI", you should know that this happened a VERY long time ago and my kids have all grown up to be successful adults with rich fulfilling lives...

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There will be no butts in this arguement

Still better than "Ass Wipe".


There will be no butts in this arguement

It's spelled argument. There will be no butts in this argument!

There may not be any butts but, there sure is an ass! @28

I don't know. It was a funny line #1 made - clever :) But I don't think #28 was out of line correcting them. Most of the time the fml community is all over spelling mistakes

conman531 23

#28, there will be no grammar Nazis in this thread

UserError94 18

Ain't no chill tho

Yeh noe gramarr nazes.

38, FML seems to be changing (for the worse in my opinion). Lately I haven't seen a single correction get positive votes.

Damn,you beat me to it.

Call them shit tickets instead.

that is a win^^

mad she didn't think of it first

I am seriously considering calling TP, butt floss for now on

Still better than "Ass Wipe".

lmao you made my point

My favorite is shit hole. my younger sister looked at me once and said "you literally just called me a toilet" and any anger that existed was drowned out to dying laughter.

"Today, my husband decided to teach our kids to call toilet paper "butt floss". He doesn't know why I'm mad. FML"

That's actually a good one! But I guess she's just mad because your kids might spread it and you guys will be known as those parents.

no you won't...

Lol, I picture the movie Grownup's bad for your image

Every one knows that butt floss is really just a thong!! You will confuse your kids!

I'd be mad too if I found out I married a 12 year old

And I would be mad if I found out I married a stick in the mud

I would be more impressed than anything if you were legally able to marry a stick in the mud.

or someone without a sense of humor? which would be more welcome?

I'd be more surprised if It'd be legal to marry a 12 year old..

it will be a great childhood memory for them.

Cause Murica

SweetSociopathy 24

That is the second time this week someone from South Africa has said that, or maybe it was you both times. Regardless, it seems you've forgotten the political, education, and health problems in your own country. You also have plenty of idiots, like the girl who faked suicide because her mother bought her an android instead of an iPhone. Don't stereotype people.

that is epic. why be mad at that

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Is only game, why you heff to be mad?


#52. the definition of epic- grand in scale or character.

I think this was clearly grand in character :P