By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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marinus_fml 19

It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

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THEKAISER 4

Is his name George Costanza?

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purdyphish 3

don't worry op he's probably way to good for you, or your insane, or you could just be a retard......

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birdfreak 24

reminds me of the lily allen album "it's not me it's you" not fair is a great song. btw thats not fair for you. you need a new bf

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FamilyGuyFTW 0

Just be glad hes honest and doesnt lie all the time?

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ginger2216 0

That reminds me if George Lopez when max breaks up with his wife and says "it's not me, it's you" hahaha

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Jdgaf 3

You act like that line was original too

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kennapie12 3

My 8th grade science teacher alwYs told us 2. Say it that way cuz like Rly u mean it that wAy

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Maggey 19

54, I can't even consider your comment to be "language"

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writergirl23 19

so it's your fault. buck up and improve instead of thinking you're perfect.

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