that's where you say sorry she says no problem and the world acts as if it never happened.. are we missing the part when your hand touched her she stopped talking and you winked at her?

How did you make it look like an accident? Were you hoping she’d react to your move tit-for-tat?

An accidental tit brush isn't so bad on its own. It's when you pop a boner and start sweating profusely that it begins to freak them out. I may or may not be speaking from experience.

Good thing you didn’t try to “accidentally” express her anal glands!

I’m confused, you have a talking dog?

Did you apologize and say it was an accident?

How long did the "accident" last? Was it just for a brief moment? Was it for a few minutes?

its a pain to find a new one that cares

deja vu

You knew it had happened. You knew she knew it had happened. Why didn’t you just apologise profusely straight away, so it was dealt with and everyone could just move in? YDI if you have to find a new groomer.