By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 19:37

Today, while picking up my dog from the groomer, the back of my hand accidentally brushed against the entire side of her boob. She stopped talking mid-sentence. I'm going to need to find a new groomer. FML
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Debbie Baker Minium 8

OP here. Just to clarify...I have a little 7 lb dog & the groomer was holding her. I reached to take her & the groomer turned sideways which is how my hand brushed her boob. And of course I apologized!!!! I'm a woman by the way so it wasn't a man on woman grope or anything --- still awkward and embarrassing. I love this groomer though so I will probably suck up the awkwardness and be more careful next time!!! :-)

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that's where you say sorry she says no problem and the world acts as if it never happened.. are we missing the part when your hand touched her she stopped talking and you winked at her?

An accidental tit brush isn't so bad on its own. It's when you pop a boner and start sweating profusely that it begins to freak them out. I may or may not be speaking from experience.

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that's where you say sorry she says no problem and the world acts as if it never happened.. are we missing the part when your hand touched her she stopped talking and you winked at her?

How did you make it look like an accident? Were you hoping she’d react to your move tit-for-tat?

An accidental tit brush isn't so bad on its own. It's when you pop a boner and start sweating profusely that it begins to freak them out. I may or may not be speaking from experience.

Good thing you didn’t try to “accidentally” express her anal glands!

I’m confused, you have a talking dog?

Did you apologize and say it was an accident?

How long did the "accident" last? Was it just for a brief moment? Was it for a few minutes?

its a pain to find a new one that cares

Gamessence 19

deja vu

You knew it had happened. You knew she knew it had happened. Why didn’t you just apologise profusely straight away, so it was dealt with and everyone could just move in? YDI if you have to find a new groomer.

Where in OP's post did he say he did or did not apologize? I must have missed that sentence.