FML : Today, while picking up my dog from the groomer, the back of my hand accidentally brushed against the entire side of her boob. She stopped talking mid-sentence....

Today, while picking up my dog from the groomer, the back of my hand accidentally brushed against the entire side of her boob. She stopped talking mid-sentence. I'm going to need to find a new groomer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Debbie Baker Minium says more :

OP here. Just to clarify...I have a little 7 lb dog & the groomer was holding her. I reached to take her & the groomer turned sideways which is how my hand brushed her boob. And of course I apologized!!!! I'm a woman by the way so it wasn't a man on woman grope or anything --- still awkward and embarrassing. I love this groomer though so I will probably suck up the awkwardness and be more careful next time!!! :-)

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 September 2018 19:37 /

Intimacy

Animals

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By The_candyman | 12

#7699556 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:02

that's where you say sorry she says no problem and the world acts as if it never happened.. are we missing the part when your hand touched her she stopped talking and you winked at her?

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7699590 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:52

An accidental tit brush isn't so bad on its own. It's when you pop a boner and start sweating profusely that it begins to freak them out.

I may or may not be speaking from experience.

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By The_candyman | 12

#7699556 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:02

that's where you say sorry she says no problem and the world acts as if it never happened.. are we missing the part when your hand touched her she stopped talking and you winked at her?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7699574 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:30

How did you make it look like an accident?

Were you hoping she’d react to your move tit-for-tat?

By Dave_Davington | 33

#7699590 - Wednesday 26 September 2018 16:52

An accidental tit brush isn't so bad on its own. It's when you pop a boner and start sweating profusely that it begins to freak them out.

I may or may not be speaking from experience.