Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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marinus_fml 20
It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.
xxlauruh 0
lol, slayed. at least he's honest.
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Comments (93)
ninjaicekitten 0
wow
ClaytonAwesome 0
He is a prophet!
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
well that probably means it's you not him, guys know best
Senior29 8
What a dumbass. u can do so much better
pip74205 9
Could it possibly he's right? Or maybe you have horrible taste in men.
ThaHero 0
You must have really messed up for him to say that. Or he's just an ass. Most likely the former.
DaangItsBrooke 8
thats clever.
Mxpxdude189 0
Nice
alex6946 10
well maybe it is you
anothersuicide 0
well atleast he gave it some thought, not the dumbest person in the world