Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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marinus_fml 20
It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.
xxlauruh 0
lol, slayed. at least he's honest.
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Comments (93)
babygirlc1 5
what's wrong with you?
babygirlc1 5
totally didn't mean to dbl post
im_bored_tired 12
he can't get a girl, so he wastes his life on here, insulting people.
babygirlc1 5
what's wrong with you?
rhpsfan9 10
time to move one
NYBellz 0
smack him... say n this is me leaving, not you
suprmidgt 0
ha! doesn't work like that. that's like saying "you can't fire me! I quit!" just makes you sound like a child. and smack him for honesty? really?
mruizk9 7
time to get wild in the sack :)
Mirorbo 27
Someone's a closet Prozzak fan!~ (I kid, I kid...)
rockindyl22 0
Win
artemisrox98 10
Yay! I'm not the only one who thought of Prozzak when first reading this!
DocBastard 40
So you're obviously a psycho bitch. Would you prefer lies or the truth?
pinkredneck30 2
I got to say that I read your profile. I like the cruel honesty!
RebekahBrooke 9
D: he's mean!
MissBBGoodGirl 0
Op go to youtube and look up the song "It's not me it's you" by skillet! Perhaps your bf felt he could relate to that song :)
zzzBOLTzzz 1
Your boyfriend is full of win. Give him a thumbs up for me!