By Jackie - 12/07/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
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marinus_fml 19

It's time to put on your big girl panties now, and move along.

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im_bored_tired 12

he can't get a girl, so he wastes his life on here, insulting people.

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NYBellz 0

smack him... say n this is me leaving, not you

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suprmidgt 0

ha! doesn't work like that. that's like saying "you can't fire me! I quit!" just makes you sound like a child. and smack him for honesty? really?

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mruizk9 7

time to get wild in the sack :)

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Mirorbo 26

Someone's a closet Prozzak fan!~ (I kid, I kid...)

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artemisrox98 10

Yay! I'm not the only one who thought of Prozzak when first reading this!

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DocBastard 38

So you're obviously a psycho bitch. Would you prefer lies or the truth?

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pinkredneck30 2

I got to say that I read your profile. I like the cruel honesty!

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MissBBGoodGirl 0

Op go to youtube and look up the song "It's not me it's you" by skillet! Perhaps your bf felt he could relate to that song :)

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zzzBOLTzzz 1

Your boyfriend is full of win. Give him a thumbs up for me!

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