By swiggityswooty - 23/07/2014 04:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 038
You deserved it 7 358

Same thing different taste


#9 Maybe it's just a cover, girl. (I don't know why my previous comment didn't post)

Shrouds 14

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. I don't like youuuuuu.

You guys should've stopped after the Maybelline joke

JuliaaNoelle 26

When I was a kid I thought the Maybelline commercials were saying, "Maybe it's make believe"

"It's not you it's me.....not liking you"

moniyologawa 5

That sucks OP. You'll find the right person someday. Good luck!

football98_fml 20

Maybe you're just too awesome for them

QueenofWheels 13

I think the problem is OP isn't the right person

It's nothing therapy and booze can't solve. I hear those go together nicely.

yeahh, definitely sounding like a lie. Sorry op :/

xosxo 3

wow sherlock, glad we have you to come to that conclusion.

Even if it is a lie, they bothered to tell it. This tells me they really do care about you. Just not enough to date you.

JMichael 25

I'd say next time confront them and ask them exactly what the problem is.

I'd say ask them without being confrontational.

May be a good time to contact the first 2 exes and asking them now it's less fresh.

Not all relationships are meant to work out. Don't blame yourself, maybe those other ones weren't ready to commit.

Aw definitely a lie. But it would definitely be me, and not you :)

headofmedusa 15

Perhaps you're really to nice to your partner. So nice that you put them in a difficult situation. Even more when you're exagerately nice at the beginning of a relationship. Think about your behaviour because three clues make an evidence.

You can just ask me to hand you the straws, no need to reach across the table.