Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third...

By swiggityswooty - 23/7/2014 04:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I got the, "It's not you, it's me" speech for the third breakup in a row. I'm beginning to think that they may not be entirely telling me the truth. FML

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By magicman13 | 9

#6016454 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:56

Maybe it is you...

By the_zero_article | 15

#6016466 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:01

Maybe it's Maybelline

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By magicman13 | 9

#6016454 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:56

Maybe it is you...

the_zero_article | 15

#6016466 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:01

Maybe it's Maybelline

Chibi_Kitten | 24

#6016478 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:06

#9 Maybe it's just a cover, girl.
(I don't know why my previous comment didn't post)

Shrouds | 14

#6016519 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:37

Easy, Breezy, Beautiful. I don't like youuuuuu.

demo88001 | 9

#6016560 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:02

You guys should've stopped after the Maybelline joke

JuliaaNoelle | 26

#6016597 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:34

When I was a kid I thought the Maybelline commercials were saying, "Maybe it's make believe"

Crofty92 | 17

#6016607 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:50

#9 Maybe it's Photoshop.

tournamentdecide | 33

#6016800 - Thursday 24 July 2014 0:30

Maybe this is getting annoying.

cam25_fml | 2

#6016856 - Thursday 24 July 2014 0:57

Maybe it's not annoying

zZLightZz | 13

#6017283 - Thursday 24 July 2014 10:33

"It's not you it's me.....not liking you"

moniyologawa | 5

#6018096 - Friday 25 July 2014 0:48

Maybe youre Taylor Swift

By winter_under_ice | 18

#6016455 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:56

That sucks OP. You'll find the right person someday. Good luck!

desoxyn242 | 14

#6016555 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:01

I'm sure his ex's said this too

football98_fml | 20

#6016784 - Thursday 24 July 2014 0:12

Maybe you're just too awesome for them

QueenofWheels | 13

#6018369 - Friday 25 July 2014 5:48

I think the problem is OP isn't the right person

By MrConcise | 34

#6016456 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:56

It's nothing therapy and booze can't solve. I hear those go together nicely.

By jerzjay | 17

#6016457 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:57

yeahh, definitely sounding like a lie. Sorry op :/

xosxo | 3

#6016664 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 22:02

wow sherlock, glad we have you to come to that conclusion.

niallo | 23

#6016705 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:01

Even if it is a lie, they bothered to tell it. This tells me they really do care about you.
Just not enough to date you.

By TrippingOnAcid | 29

#6016460 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:58

Guess they're just not that into you

By JMichael | 25

#6016462 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:59

I'd say next time confront them and ask them exactly what the problem is.

chosha_fml | 25

#6016574 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 20:13

I'd say ask them without being confrontational.

Arwen_Evenstar | 37

#6016653 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 21:49

May be a good time to contact the first 2 exes and asking them now it's less fresh.

By sweetest_jenn | 18

#6016463 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:59

Not all relationships are meant to work out. Don't blame yourself, maybe those other ones weren't ready to commit.

By meepingoreos | 6

#6016464 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 18:59

Aw definitely a lie. But it would definitely be me, and not you :)

By headofmedusa | 15

#6016468 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:03

Maybe it IS them.

By LaLince | 40

#6016469 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:03

Perhaps you're really to nice to your partner.
So nice that you put them in a difficult situation. Even more when you're exagerately nice at the beginning of a relationship.
Think about your behaviour because three clues make an evidence.

MrConcise | 34

#6016473 - Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:05

You can just ask me to hand you the straws, no need to reach across the table.