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YDI for taking the exam. Hei Espen.
I'd kick him in the 'nads.
that's precisely why #2 is sitting in his mothers basement 6 years post high school graduation
Whats summer for if theres no time off?
Color in the multiple choice section so that when you turn it sideways, it reads "LET ME OUT". If that doesn't work, reason with your dad. I always get my way with my parents, not because I'm snobby or my parents spoil me, but because I know how to persuade.
Here's a life lesson: SAT is useless in the real world. GPA is useless in the real world. Employers don't care if you got a 4.0, took all honors classes, or any of that. They want to know if you have a degree, and can do the work. If you graduated with honors, and spent all your time studying and doing school, and another guy barely graduated, but spent his spare time doing work and stuff, most employers will probably take the other guy over you. Experience means more than grades. And the SAT, unless you want to go strait to a 4 year university, is pointless. Community colleges are the smarter route most of the time, because you can do all your GE classes, and then when you go to the university, you just work towards your major.
Well then Blue that just gave me hope that I was wanting, to know I dont have to be the perfect student my mom wants me to be xD Mind me asking what your job is?
lmao 17 you got Em
lol are you asian?
oh it's all good. Sounds pretty cool
If you take enough AP classes (I took 12 and then one dual-enrollment class, I don't think that's too uncommon), you'll have all or almost all of your GE classes done before you graduate high school. At that point going to a community college is a bit pointless since you'll already be mostly in your major after a semester at most (depending on the major, of course).
ur hot #5!
But 122, without all those 4.0s and APs and high SATs, how will I ever be able to get a PhD in quantum physics? Cuz I heard McDonalds requires all their cashiers to understand Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, and will get brownie points for understanding string theory.
win 17 but mean.
OMG no way 221 we are so proud of you...now go study for your worthless test's you need to take at your "upperclass boarding school"
Are you seriously trying to sound intelligent by telling us you're going to a Christian private school? LOL
lol ya we are all so impressed with your grades 221 we totally care.
Mercy, you put the same comment in post 1 and 2 :o
no one cares
and you're obviously a douche if you took the timeto write retarded ass sentence
This has gotta be the most pointless arguement I've ever seen on FML...
Well 65, since the other guy didn't respond, you win by default :D
haha
no one cares yer 4th
that's nice 14.
get a real smile yew ***** :)
I'd rather say yer an annoying lil mother ******* ****.
really grow the **** up instead of putting a smiley face. yep that's right yer to pussy cuz yew know imma bitch yew out, yew fuckn hoe
I wouldn't throw ban threats around when you're making "4th" comments.
and the way u position yer camera above yew to make yer boobs seem bigger really seems to annoy me. :) . so idgaf if mii writing 'annoys' yew. suck it up.
that's nice seeming I don't care what yew think. Next time keep yer ugly ass face and hair outa something that doesn't involve yew
I have second thoughts about the girls that come in here. That URL in dino's picture. You're obviously fake. Sure, it might REALLY be you and you uploaded that picture to a website. BUT why didn't you just upload directly from "My Pictures" to FML instead of going back to the website, saving the picture, then uploading the new copy to FML? I'm calling bullshit. You're probaby a dude who us upset about his small penis so you gotta go around pretending to be a chick fir the attention that your dick obviously is missing out on. Not to mention that it's unbelievably gay.
wow yer fuckn stupid yo. some websites make yew put up a link, which Is on ma computer. so I took my iPod and downloaded my pic to my iPod. and just cuz yer insecure don't mean yew gotta bitch about that imaginary penis of yers.
http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/7588656#c_4985109 In regards to saying "4th."
By the way, you just said "yo". Holy ****, you are a dude!! And again, don't **** around when it comes to technology and Asians. although it doesn't take a retard to know that you can take pictures and move them to the iTunes library where it will sync on it's own. So how big is your penis, yo?
umm ik that asshole..
hmm mines not here cuz I ain't a dude and clearly neither r u.. ;) hah freeze I <3 yew
Freeze wasn't sticking up for you, dumbass. Admit that you lost this arguement, that you indeed have testicles and that you fail at life. Seriously. But if it's any consolation Dino, you're probably not the only male that puts up female pictures of themselves on FML, trying to be an attention-*****.
Ellie is hotter than that :(
I never said freeze was. If yew use yer eyes we wer talkn b4 on another fml and was seeing if he remembered. yep I have a huge ****. NOT I'm not a ******* man open yer eyes.
I'm not gonna dig through all the FMLs to find a conversation that a lady-boy and a grammar Nazi once had. And I take offense to that "open your eyes" comment, you ******* racist. So let me get this straight. You're a homosexual attention-***** with a small racist ****? Sounds about right to me. Anyways, I'm done here. I got a life to tend to. If you want to continue pretending to be a girl, be my guest. Flaming fag.
yep imma Hurt ma brain. hmm ouch it hurts yew asshole. yer brain can not Hurt. yer head can it's called a headache ;)
Dinosaur - do you even know how to spell? Whilst you are correct that a person's brain can't hurt, I'm surprised you actually know what one is. Seeing as you've been doing nothing but insulting people and not even being able to spell the insults you come out with...
Haha what episode was that?
Hey Anna, I really think being a grammar police is unnecessary. As long as it's understandable and legible, who really gives a ****? The biggest concern here is dino's sexuality and maturity.
Notice how Dino shut the **** up? That was my doing. And I could have used "yew" instead of "you" and achieve the same result. you don't need to SOUND intelligent to argue with someone, you need to BE intelligent. Anyways, I wish there were admins or something on FML so that they could "close this thread" And 112, wtf?
yea I noticed how I have a life off fml :)
Screw you Dino. On another FML I was telling the site to stop worshipping your fake icon. I don't even know what you're talking about.
Woah woah woah I'm not trying to argue with you, it's just that grammar nazis irritate me. My arguement is that Dino's picture is fake and that he has a penis. I don't try to put people down, I try to push the facts. Being a grammar Nazi puts people down. It's insulting their knowledge of English. Who cares if Dino is trying to "look cool" or some bullshit. He looks immature because he's pretending to be someone he's not, and not because he uses his keyboard in a way that you don't like. I was off making some dinner, and I come back to some random chick telling me I have a God-complex? No. I'm just proving a point. **** off.
Maybe you didn't read that little part where I said I wasn't trying to argue with you. But if you REALLY want this attention from me, here goes... What's more important in life? Knowing how to spell "you" properly, or getting your sexual orientation in order? I'm PRETTY sure Dino knows how to spell "you", and that he can spell and use proper grammar if he chooses to. HOWEVER, the fact that he's using a fake picture shows his deceptive nature, and brings me to speculate his sexuality. So in life, you work. Do you think his boss is going to care if he talks to people on FML using "yew" instead of "you", or do you think the boss would care more if Dino was constantly lying and pretending to be a girl? And going back to my "God complex", I don't think Im better than anyone, I don't try to make myself look smart by "correcting someones grammar to help people in life" (unlike some people) and Dino did shut the **** up because if me. For some reason, I think Dino went back into his closet not because someone called him on his spelling, but because someone called him on his sexuality. And finally, I don't care if it's immature or not, but **** off. I have the right to put my hand up and say "I don't wanna continue this arguement". I just didn't want to say it in so many words. So again, **** off.
I tried to, but the crazy bitch upstairs wouldn't let me.
Haha I want an Oreo too. Btw, I'm not angry, just exasperated. But once I have my Oreo, I'll be okay :D
116: Holy run-on sentence, Batman!
lol 99 said ''i am a ******* man open your eyes''
lol jk
WD40: It's what's for dinner. Dad's are funny that way. Your friends will hang around OP. Take the time and ask your dad to help you with it. See how he likes that.
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I should kill you for posting this as a fml see how ****** up ur life would b now-_-
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yeaaa that's what my parents are making me do too!!!!