By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

This is more of a MLIA thing..

YDI FOR LIVING IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY

Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!!

I hope you don't wonder why your "friends" ditch you.

There's always that 4 eared cyclops named Sherman that lives on your roof. Oops that was a secret. Sorry :/))()$&[email protected]

haha i agree thats pretty pathetic, which means youre probably a weirdo which i probably why your friends ditched you

Wow. I wish I had a bug named Fred... FYL

I once had a moth in my house I named Fred. FOr some reason someone in my house decided to squish him on the wall where he landed, and he stayed there. I circled him with a pencil and wrote his name above it.

That's....so sad yet sweet. o.o

hahaha omg no, don't get a dog, find some better friends that aren't a bunch of douchbags

Same thing happened to me with 'my' pet spider.. whom I named George. I was sad when he died too. But I was 8..

seriously, stop replying to the first comment

one time my friends dog killed a mouse so we buried it, had a funeral for it and put a cross in front of it.

if fred was trying to suck your blood that would make fred a lady mosquito .... maybe rename to fredwina ?

ya really...guy moquitos

I once had a bug as a pet that I named Bob. But then he bit me so I squished him.

this reminds me of my bee friend that died.... R.I.P. Jasper

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

I added it to my favorites too xD

Sorry to tell you, but Fred's a girl. Only the girls suck blood. It's for their eggs.

Aww, :( I hope you had a little funeral for him, I do that. And no, I'm not crazy :)

Lol so are but imbrase it.

Fred will never be forgotten, your "friends" on the other hand will.

Serioulsy I lol'd for about 5min on that one.

this is more of a MLIA (mylifeisaverage) story... but that is quite sad.

what are you waiting for? throw him a lavish burial to show your friends that you can party all by yourself. lol

Or better yet, invite all of Fred's friends and relatives to make THEM feel left out.

you might get ydi'd cuz other people are douches but no worries man each day's a new day, each way is a different way, and than you look in the red eye of the angry african gorilla, and it all becomes apparent that everything happens for a reason