By dumbo - 30/7/2009 14:43 - United States
Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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  yabrett  |  0

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  lizzy3367  |  0

I once had a moth in my house I named Fred. FOr some reason someone in my house decided to squish him on the wall where he landed, and he stayed there. I circled him with a pencil and wrote his name above it.

By  ananamoose  |  0

you might get ydi'd cuz other people are douches but no worries man each day's a new day, each way is a different way, and than you look in the red eye of the angry african gorilla, and it all becomes apparent that everything happens for a reason