By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. Twenty minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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Lozza 0

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

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beardo8 0

YDI FOR LIVING IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY

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yabrett 0

Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!!

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gofriars 0

I hope you don't wonder why your "friends" ditch you.

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sodahhhr 0

There's always that 4 eared cyclops named Sherman that lives on your roof. Oops that was a secret. Sorry :/))()$&$@

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volleyballgirl16 0

haha i agree thats pretty pathetic, which means youre probably a weirdo which i probably why your friends ditched you

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FapFapFapFap 0

Wow. I wish I had a bug named Fred... FYL

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lizzy3367 0

I once had a moth in my house I named Fred. FOr some reason someone in my house decided to squish him on the wall where he landed, and he stayed there. I circled him with a pencil and wrote his name above it.

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p1ssface 0

win@104. SUCK MY DICK

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JoshK9030 0

hahaha omg no, don't get a dog, find some better friends that aren't a bunch of douchbags

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mmmrabies 0

Same thing happened to me with 'my' pet spider.. whom I named George. I was sad when he died too. But I was 8..

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stopreadingmynam 0

seriously, stop replying to the first comment

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nirvanafan980 0

one time my friends dog killed a mouse so we buried it, had a funeral for it and put a cross in front of it.

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that_guy_ollie 0

if fred was trying to suck your blood that would make fred a lady mosquito .... maybe rename to fredwina ?

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ljbgamer 1

I once had a bug as a pet that I named Bob. But then he bit me so I squished him.

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JDorable 2

this reminds me of my bee friend that died.... R.I.P. Jasper

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Lolbrittany 0

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D but poor Fred, R.I.P

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sweetly1120 6

I added it to my favorites too xD

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kittykat1501 31

Sorry to tell you, but Fred's a girl. Only the girls suck blood. It's for their eggs.

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GoldenGirl83 0

Aww, :( I hope you had a little funeral for him, I do that. And no, I'm not crazy :)

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may651 14

Lol so are but imbrase it.

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Doomfrost 0

Fred will never be forgotten, your "friends" on the other hand will.

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Instag8r 0

Serioulsy I lol'd for about 5min on that one.

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falloutgurl517 0

this is more of a MLIA (mylifeisaverage) story... but that is quite sad.

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henri_fml 0

what are you waiting for? throw him a lavish burial to show your friends that you can party all by yourself. lol

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Munkee 6

Or better yet, invite all of Fred's friends and relatives to make THEM feel left out.

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ananamoose 0

you might get ydi'd cuz other people are douches but no worries man each day's a new day, each way is a different way, and than you look in the red eye of the angry african gorilla, and it all becomes apparent that everything happens for a reason

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