FML : Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I...

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Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbo - / Thursday 30 July 2009 14:43 / United States

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By Lozza | 0

#443576 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:08

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

By Lolbrittany | 0

#443586 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D

but poor Fred,
R.I.P

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By Lozza | 0

#443576 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:08

Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(

princess243 | 0

#443747 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:52

This is more of a MLIA thing..

beardo8 | 0

#443753 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:56

YDI FOR LIVING IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY

yabrett | 0

#443997 - Friday 31 July 2009 1:05

Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!!

gofriars | 0

#444021 - Friday 31 July 2009 1:14

I hope you don't wonder why your "friends" ditch you.

sodahhhr | 0

#444092 - Friday 31 July 2009 1:48

There's always that 4 eared cyclops named Sherman that lives on your roof.
Oops that was a secret. Sorry :/))()$&[email protected]

volleyballgirl16 | 0

#444194 - Friday 31 July 2009 4:32

haha i agree thats pretty pathetic, which means youre probably a weirdo which i probably why your friends ditched you

FapFapFapFap | 0

#444307 - Friday 31 July 2009 8:38

Wow. I wish I had a bug named Fred... FYL

lizzy3367 | 0

#444792 - Friday 31 July 2009 15:48

I once had a moth in my house I named Fred. FOr some reason someone in my house decided to squish him on the wall where he landed, and he stayed there. I circled him with a pencil and wrote his name above it.

Violet_X | 3

#458662 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 11:31

That's....so sad yet sweet.

o.o

p1ssface | 0

#972563 - Thursday 1 April 2010 9:58

[email protected]

SUCK

MY

DICK

JoshK9030 | 0

#987660 - Sunday 2 May 2010 21:35

hahaha omg no, don't get a dog, find some better friends that aren't a bunch of douchbags

mmmrabies | 0

#1038725 - Tuesday 22 June 2010 7:11

Same thing happened to me with 'my' pet spider.. whom I named George. I was sad when he died too. But I was 8..

stopreadingmynam | 0

#1154192 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 22:59

seriously, stop replying to the first comment

nirvanafan980 | 0

#1177116 - Monday 2 August 2010 13:28

one time my friends dog killed a mouse so we buried it, had a funeral for it and put a cross in front of it.

that_guy_ollie | 0

#1777602 - Wednesday 1 December 2010 8:54

if fred was trying to suck your blood that would make fred a lady mosquito .... maybe rename to fredwina ?

lolmaster7654321 | 4

#2497039 - Thursday 12 May 2011 5:46

ya really...guy moquitos

ljbgamer | 1

#3116335 - Tuesday 16 August 2011 4:31

I once had a bug as a pet that I named Bob. But then he bit me so I squished him.

JDorable | 2

#3203399 - Tuesday 30 August 2011 5:33

this reminds me of my bee friend that died.... R.I.P. Jasper

By Lolbrittany | 0

#443586 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D

but poor Fred,
R.I.P

sweetly1120 | 6

#4585814 - Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:23

I added it to my favorites too xD

kittykat1501 | 31

#6376771 - Monday 10 August 2015 7:41

Sorry to tell you, but Fred's a girl. Only the girls suck blood. It's for their eggs.

By GoldenGirl83 | 0

#443587 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

Aww, :( I hope you had a little funeral for him, I do that. And no, I'm not crazy :)

may651 | 14

#3382637 - Monday 3 October 2011 18:10

Lol so are but imbrase it.

By jackalope104 | 0

#443591 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:10

Wow

By Doomfrost | 0

#443594 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:11

Fred will never be forgotten, your "friends" on the other hand will.

By Instag8r | 0

#443596 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:11

Serioulsy I lol'd for about 5min on that one.

By falloutgurl517 | 0

#443600 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:11

this is more of a MLIA (mylifeisaverage) story...
but that is quite sad.

By henri_fml | 0

#443604 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:12

what are you waiting for? throw him a lavish burial to show your friends that you can party all by yourself. lol

Munkee | 6

#443625 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:16

Or better yet, invite all of Fred's friends and relatives to make THEM feel left out.

By AdmanRulz | 0

#443605 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:12

Poor fred :C

By ananamoose | 0

#443607 - Thursday 30 July 2009 23:12

you might get ydi'd cuz other people are douches but no worries man each day's a new day, each way is a different way, and than you look in the red eye of the angry african gorilla, and it all becomes apparent that everything happens for a reason