Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
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Lozza
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Oh wow, that's actually really sad. Poor Fred. :'(
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princess243
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This is more of a MLIA thing..
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beardo8
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YDI FOR LIVING IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY
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yabrett
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Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!! Get a dog!!!
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gofriars
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I hope you don't wonder why your "friends" ditch you.
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sodahhhr
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There's always that 4 eared cyclops named Sherman that lives on your roof.
Oops that was a secret. Sorry :/))()$&[email protected]
Oops that was a secret. Sorry :/))()$&[email protected]
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volleyballgirl16
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haha i agree thats pretty pathetic, which means youre probably a weirdo which i probably why your friends ditched you
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FapFapFapFap
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Wow. I wish I had a bug named Fred... FYL
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lizzy3367
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I once had a moth in my house I named Fred. FOr some reason someone in my house decided to squish him on the wall where he landed, and he stayed there. I circled him with a pencil and wrote his name above it.
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Violet_X
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That's....so sad yet sweet.
o.o
o.o
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p1ssface
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JoshK9030
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hahaha omg no, don't get a dog, find some better friends that aren't a bunch of douchbags
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mmmrabies
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Same thing happened to me with 'my' pet spider.. whom I named George. I was sad when he died too. But I was 8..
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stopreadingmynam
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seriously, stop replying to the first comment
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nirvanafan980
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one time my friends dog killed a mouse so we buried it, had a funeral for it and put a cross in front of it.
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that_guy_ollie
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if fred was trying to suck your blood that would make fred a lady mosquito .... maybe rename to fredwina ?
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lolmaster7654321
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ya really...guy moquitos
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ljbgamer
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I once had a bug as a pet that I named Bob. But then he bit me so I squished him.
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JDorable
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this reminds me of my bee friend that died.... R.I.P. Jasper
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Lolbrittany
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LOL!i added this to my favorites ;D
but poor Fred,
R.I.P
but poor Fred,
R.I.P
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sweetly1120
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I added it to my favorites too xD
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kittykat1501
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Sorry to tell you, but Fred's a girl. Only the girls suck blood. It's for their eggs.
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GoldenGirl83
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Aww, :( I hope you had a little funeral for him, I do that. And no, I'm not crazy :)
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may651
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Lol so are but imbrase it.
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jackalope104
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Wow
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Doomfrost
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Fred will never be forgotten, your "friends" on the other hand will.
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Instag8r
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Serioulsy I lol'd for about 5min on that one.
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falloutgurl517
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this is more of a MLIA (mylifeisaverage) story...
but that is quite sad.
but that is quite sad.
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henri_fml
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what are you waiting for? throw him a lavish burial to show your friends that you can party all by yourself. lol
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Munkee
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Or better yet, invite all of Fred's friends and relatives to make THEM feel left out.
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AdmanRulz
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Poor fred :C
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ananamoose
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you might get ydi'd cuz other people are douches but no worries man each day's a new day, each way is a different way, and than you look in the red eye of the angry african gorilla, and it all becomes apparent that everything happens for a reason
but poor Fred,
R.I.P