By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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wowhoopla 0

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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Americunt 0

You're dumb. Go back to pre-school.

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zach5432 3

they're was no post there wen he posted it. making him think he was first, dummy

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breenarae25 0

WTF can u count? ur #2 lol doodoo n FYI nobody cares if ur first or last

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

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jisaac09 25

Did you give him any???

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theman34 0

give the man his cookies

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kbaker90 0

That's hilarious. I would have given him a cookie.

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DanielleTheOne 3

i woulda pissed myself lol

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realggirl 0

I would have called the cops. After freaking out.

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Honda288 2

What if he wanted more than one cookie!?

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beanerkid 0

Did you give him any? Lol. Better that then something else

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

that wasn't a drunk man it was cookie monster!!!!

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