Miscellaneous: Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were... - FML

By wowhoopla - 11/01/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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wowhoopla 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 5:09

well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

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AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

Of course!

abcnonamecba 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:38

wat else would he want jewelry? not likely lol

kieran247 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 2:11

he is my hero

caelun 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:16

LMAO

DarkPrince_fml 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 4:01

cookie monster strikes again

iluvcucumbers 0

Friday 30 April 2010 5:36

I WANT COKKIES TOOOOOOO

ACanadaGuy 0

Friday 24 September 2010 23:34

Could of been worse. He couldve wanted to rape you.Or even worse, want cupcakes

P374RD3D 9

Friday 28 October 2011 7:37

nomnom

shaagy2760 13

Thursday 27 December 2012 5:53

But I like the cookies

MDNL 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

first. WTF?!

Americunt 0

Monday 11 January 2010 13:14

You're dumb. Go back to pre-school.

zach5432 3

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:10

they're was no post there wen he posted it. making him think he was first, dummy

breenarae25 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 7:09

WTF can u count? ur #2 lol doodoo n FYI nobody cares if ur first or last

TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

sevlen 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:23

gasp your right!!!

camogirl 0

Friday 9 December 2011 3:09

I fricken love this comment

leandra12 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:19

Hahaha :D

Fab0luZ 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:39

you Better Have Given Him Chocolate Chip.!! >:(

jisaac09 25

Monday 11 January 2010 9:19

Did you give him any???

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

kbaker90 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:24

That's hilarious. I would have given him a cookie.

DanielleTheOne 3

Monday 11 January 2010 12:24

i woulda pissed myself lol

realggirl 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:31

I would have called the cops. After freaking out.

Honda288 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:21

What if he wanted more than one cookie!?

beanerkid 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:25

Did you give him any? Lol. Better that then something else

theman34 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:27

give him more beer

TheMichaelIsFres 0

Monday 11 January 2010 9:27

that wasn't a drunk man it was cookie monster!!!!

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