Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were...

By wowhoopla - 11/1/2010 01:10 - France

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...

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By TheMichaelIsFres | 0

#767691 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

By theman34 | 0

#767696 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

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By AxCxDxDx | 0

#767681 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:16

Of course!

abcnonamecba | 0

#899853 - Sunday 28 February 2010 8:38

wat else would he want jewelry? not likely lol

kieran247 | 0

#934242 - Thursday 11 March 2010 2:11

he is my hero

caelun | 0

#953696 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 14:16

LMAO

DarkPrince_fml | 0

#979257 - Tuesday 13 April 2010 4:01

cookie monster strikes again

iluvcucumbers | 0

#986684 - Friday 30 April 2010 5:36

I WANT COKKIES TOOOOOOO

ACanadaGuy | 0

#1453724 - Friday 24 September 2010 23:34

Could of been worse. He couldve wanted to rape you.Or even worse, want cupcakes

P374RD3D | 9

#3502746 - Friday 28 October 2011 7:37

nomnom

shaagy2760 | 13

#5284058 - Thursday 27 December 2012 5:53

But I like the cookies

By MDNL | 0

#767688 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

first. WTF?!

Americunt | 0

#767972 - Monday 11 January 2010 13:14

You're dumb. Go back to pre-school.

zach5432 | 3

#1278807 - Saturday 21 August 2010 6:10

they're was no post there wen he posted it. making him think he was first, dummy

breenarae25 | 0

#1391506 - Sunday 12 September 2010 7:09

WTF can u count? ur #2 lol doodoo n FYI nobody cares if ur first or last

By TheMichaelIsFres | 0

#767691 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:18

that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise

sevlen | 0

#816755 - Monday 1 February 2010 23:23

gasp your right!!!

camogirl | 0

#3704663 - Friday 9 December 2011 3:09

I fricken love this comment

By leandra12 | 0

#767693 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:19

Hahaha :D

Fab0luZ | 0

#955603 - Wednesday 17 March 2010 0:39

you Better Have Given Him Chocolate Chip.!! >:(

By jisaac09 | 25

#767694 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:19

Did you give him any???

By theman34 | 0

#767696 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:20

give the man his cookies

By kbaker90 | 0

#767709 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:24

That's hilarious. I would have given him a cookie.

DanielleTheOne | 3

#767894 - Monday 11 January 2010 12:24

i woulda pissed myself lol

realggirl | 0

#769607 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 4:31

I would have called the cops. After freaking out.

Honda288 | 2

#4070995 - Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:21

What if he wanted more than one cookie!?

By beanerkid | 0

#767713 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:25

Did you give him any?
Lol.
Better that then something else

By theman34 | 0

#767715 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:27

give him more beer

By TheMichaelIsFres | 0

#767716 - Monday 11 January 2010 9:27

that wasn't a drunk man it was cookie monster!!!!