Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML
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well if u all must know hat happened I showed him we had Betty crocker chipsahoy and Oreo but he insistead on having them all. And all I could day was I'm going to be cookie broke so he decided to share some... and so i had cookies with some random drunk who broke into my house. can't day I've done that before...
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TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
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AxCxDxDx 0
Of course!
abcnonamecba 0
wat else would he want jewelry? not likely lol
kieran247 0
he is my hero
caelun 0
LMAO
DarkPrince_fml 0
cookie monster strikes again
iluvcucumbers 0
I WANT COKKIES TOOOOOOO
ACanadaGuy 0
Could of been worse. He couldve wanted to rape you.Or even worse, want cupcakes
P374RD3D 9
nomnom
shaagy2760 13
But I like the cookies
MDNL 0
first. WTF?!
Americunt 0
You're dumb. Go back to pre-school.
zach5432 3
they're was no post there wen he posted it. making him think he was first, dummy
breenarae25 0
WTF can u count? ur #2 lol doodoo n FYI nobody cares if ur first or last
TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man I was cookie monster in disguise
sevlen 0
gasp your right!!!
camogirl 0
I fricken love this comment
leandra12 0
Hahaha :D
Fab0luZ 0
you Better Have Given Him Chocolate Chip.!! >:(
jisaac09 25
Did you give him any???
theman34 0
give the man his cookies
kbaker90 0
That's hilarious. I would have given him a cookie.
DanielleTheOne 3
i woulda pissed myself lol
realggirl 0
I would have called the cops. After freaking out.
Honda288 2
What if he wanted more than one cookie!?
beanerkid 0
Did you give him any? Lol. Better that then something else
theman34 0
give him more beer
TheMichaelIsFres 0
that wasn't a drunk man it was cookie monster!!!!