Today, I went on a Tinder date. He seemed pretty normal. Very handsome, and a complete gentleman. Turned out he's a white supremacist. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a respectable, successful, polite, and attractive guy. Ten minutes into the conversation, I find out he's a neo-Nazi and earned a swastika tattoo in prison for "something shady." FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who said, "Good girl" whenever I said anything that he agreed with. FML
Today, I discovered that my Tinder date is the roommate and best friend of a date from the previous week that went sour. He also hangs out with my former high school flame. What are the chances? FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date. Sort of. I got ready and went to the bar he'd chosen. I waited 15 minutes for him to show. We exchanged ”Hellos,” then he said he was going to grab a drink and walked off. He didn’t come back. Damn, was it the way I said, “Hello”? FML
Today, I watched as my Tinder date arrived at the coffee shop and mistook another woman for me. He never realized she was the wrong girl, and they spent the entire date together before leaving. The only similarity between me and the other woman was our hair. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I met on a dating site. We hit it off, until he noticed the MAGA sticker on the back of my phone. He excused himself to go to the bathroom and never came back. I had to pay for both meals and explain to the waiter why I was practically crying into my bowl of noodles. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
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Top comments
BMXDude22 12
Weird how you associate "White supremacist" with "Trump voter". Says more about you that you would make that weird-ass assumption my dude. What a self-own lmao.
RichardPencil 32
Ha! Usually white supremacists are living proof that the white race has plenty of losers and mistakes.
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RichardPencil 32
Ha! Usually white supremacists are living proof that the white race has plenty of losers and mistakes.
sarahcroy20 12
Atleast you found out right off. Talk about dodging a bullet!!!
mskeptik 12
"White supremacist" sounds too complex. There is a shorter and more precise name for people like that: they are called neo-Nazi.
Brightside86 31
How bad are we talking, worried that minorities will compete against him for his job or passing out pamphlets for the next klan rally? I think people should be able to openly and comfortably discuss race/culture related issues without being villainized. If people are too afraid to even discuss the topic than we deprive them and ourselves the opportunity to understand one another and grow as individuals.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What kind of white supremacist stops at "I think I should get the job because I'm white, and that makes me better."? $50 says that dude thinks Martin Luther King Jr. and Malcolm X deserved to be assassinated, Hitler (not the Namibian one) was a good person, and the Holocaust was a lie.
Nhayaa 21
Everytime I remind myself that some people, somewhere, still think/learn that thr holocaust didn't happen I'm amazed. I mean... how is this even possible?
rudico67 8
Sounds like you dodged a bullet, for sure!
Jim McDonald 2
Ahhh the old 'white supremacist'. Criticism leveled at any white male who believes in traditional values, has a job, takes care of himself and believes in doing responsible things like starting a family, buying a house and going to church.
BMXDude22 12
Jeez you guys are fragile little snowflakes.