By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML
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Sionnach 10

Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.

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sLAUGHTERxx 0

Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.

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RR05 0

Shit **** twat ***** knob that sucks

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Person1233 12

The ****? Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed or something? (L0L SEE WAT I DID THARR!?)

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americayay 0

Well, #2, that was really harsh and insane, but yes, this is dumb. It's not an FML at all to roll over and hit the wall. Now... anyone waiting for the moderators to come and lecture us about how if it's on the site, it's an FML, because they're annoying and controlling and have to have it their way and censor our opinions? This site sucks now. I'm sure comments on this one will be disabled in a day or so.

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drkwlf 0

Because the staff or nazi's and, as far as I've seen, as mature as a 14 year old. It's like they throw tantrums.

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Vanni 0

I'm....a racist murderer? I didn't know.

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cjdeck1 0

Seeing as we can't say "Not an FML," I shall refer you to a cite better suited for this story: http://mylifeisaverage.com/

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americayay 0

Exactly 51. And I'd like everyone to note, that just two comments down from mine was a moderator censoring everyone's opinions. And 57, this is pretty much proof that mylifeisaverage is just a better website, considering it's actually powered by the people who vote on submissions and not some All-knowing Moderators.

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CheapoBilo 0

LOL I've done that before, makes you feel like a retard.

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snowgun10 0

Simple, plobably real, and funny! I'm warning you, your day will suck!

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sLAUGHTERxx 0

Well, it's better than being on the top bunk and sitting up. Into a ceiling fan. That happened to me before...the top bunk thing, not the wall. I don't know how it could hurt unless when you wake up you tend to run full speed out the door (in this case you ran full speed into a wall). Not really seeing any FML in this post. I say FYL...even though your life isn't permanently F'd because of this little incident. But FYL nevertheless.

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perryscherry 0

@7 maybe OP gets up at full force....:)

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TurkeySlab 9

God I hate sitting up into the fan it huts and I usually fall off my bunk to.

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TheAspieDork 27

Could be worse, I can never sleep in most top bunks because I smack my head on the ceiling, but one time I was in a bottom bunk and the top one was so low that I smacked my head on THAT instead.

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pshnoway 0

Hahah this should definitely be a MLIA.

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wingedspiritus 0

Wow, just look at the awful quality of these FML stories. It doesn't surprise me anymore, though. I can perfectly see where this 'quarity' comes from after looking at the moderators' comments at the Harry Potter club FML. Ah, too bad...

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IDeSeRVeDIT_Web 0

This same thing has happened to me once, but luckily the wall was made of wood. _________________________________ www.ideservedit.tk

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Sionnach 10

Apologise to the wall and go back to sleep. It's clearly not safe for you to be out and about today.

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