so break up with him. duh.

I 2nd this motion

I say you dump ON him. Put that half-eaten hamburger to use.

why would you eat off his meal??

you deserve that for being cheap

shut the fuck up you fucking cunt

is he a fat kid?

yeah. you should have said well too bad you weren't lucky enough and dump him!

I concur

how would she deserve tht lmao

YDI fo not making him a hamburger and having to buy him one? if your not gonna cook his food then what are you good for?

Is he the hamburgler??

dump the loser. cheat on him first. clearly he's a pos.

I agree, ditch him.

Better yet, Mary him and take half of his stuff. Use the divorce money to start up a successful chain of hamburger resteraunts.

I hope your broke up with him right then and there.

i love your icon! LOL

Momma SuccubusPrime said he's a cheap bastard and to dump him. I say stay with him and learn some damn manners, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and eating his food is counter productive.

ur bf is a fatty(: heehee

to #62: I think that truism became obsolete at the end of the stone age. These days, it's probably more of an intellectual process. But I could be wrong.

idk if the way to a mans stomach is through his stomach... but the fastest way to a mans prostate is up the butt

holy control freak. id never jump on anyone that hard for something that stupid...

If you cook him a hamburger, make sure you fill it with some special sauce first (use your imagination).

44, I love your picture.

@90
Prostate=urinary system=penis

hahaha 45 that comment made my year

Wow break up with you because
you took a bite of his hamburger??
that's stupid he must not care for you
that much or either he just
likes hamburgers more.
I say dump em

There's already one out there. It's called McDonalds.

29 is right

Is OP dating an 8 year old?

I normally like it when girls eat my meat if you know what I mean ;)

Well yo are lucky he didn't...

wow. he sounds like a real winner. what a classy guy.

JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.

@45 YES epic win

It's simple, DON'T STEAL BITES OF FOOD FROM FRIENDS!!!

LMFAO

YDI if you actually bought another hamburger... kindergarden failure: doesn't know how to share

that's why you never touch a mans food
you deserve it
FYL

wow 62- it's a hamburger, if this was a 100 bite out of his lobster I would understand him but dang?? I am protective of my food but if it was my gf I wouldve been fine, and here it wouldve been even more fine cuz it was a hamburger at McD's for a dollar, dump him

$100* implement dollar sign in front of 100

I agree don't fuck with a man's food they get irritable lol

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@#108: Nope.. #90 had it right.

fuck I would do the same thing and now I'm hungry!

dump his and throw a burger at him

I couldn't have put it better myself. The boyfriend needs to grow up fast.

[email protected] you stole my thoughts, I've been thinking about that since I read this fml lol

You deserve it completely. Women always order a salad and then steal your meat. If you want meat just order it I have no problem paying for the more expensive dish but I want to eat my food not give up half of it because your rabit food isn't enough for you when I said get whatever you want. (Devil's advocate)

You deserve it completely. Women always order a salad and then steal your meat. If you want meat just order it I have no problem paying for the more expensive dish but I want to eat my food not give up half of it because your rabit food isn't enough for you when I said get whatever you want. (Devil's advocate)

thats what you deserve for toucgobg the mans hamburger

Jrook (#90): But which one will make him pay your bills and father your kidsies? Prostate or stomach? :p

Ooooh! "U want fries with that?" Kkk

can I get some age reference cuz that retard sounds like a 7 year old

#31 why would she cheat because he over-reacted thats out of order and #352 i am the same i hate people eatingmy food but i would never threaten to dump somone because of that he must not like her that much anyway.

14,its called sharing..
and also why would he react in such a dumbass way

yeah
if my girl took a bite off my burger, I'd think it was cute and probably feed her
you should just do what 45 said

Stfu with your chody ass

Honestly why are you dating him?

THEN AND THERE!

unless you are a man. don't pretend to know we are all dicks

moition passed

Pandas Are the SHIT!! great name!

Ass Alert

u shud say
ur lucky I didn't dump YOU

i wud have been like. im not gonna buy u a fuckin burger. jeez!!! i eat from my guy friends food all the fuckin time. and theyre not even my boyfriend(s)!!

don't touch a mans food. I learned that the hard way lol

exactly never EVER touch a mans food not even if there's a fire!!!

wow what little girls men can be when it comes to their food. hmm.

Mmmm donuts

haha epic... you should of said the same. :p

wwwwaaaaaatttt??? ur. bf is really sensitive

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think before you type

Sorry mate. People don't do that on the Internet

ffs... lose the boy

i wulda broke up with him!! its a burger !!!