Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
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amart402
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so break up with him. duh.
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dreamer13
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Ass Alert
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amart402
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so break up with him. duh.
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llAllStarll
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I 2nd this motion
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Anonnamus
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I say you dump ON him. Put that half-eaten hamburger to use.
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cookiemobzta
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why would you eat off his meal??
you deserve that for being cheap
you deserve that for being cheap
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XxRayRayxX
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shut the fuck up you fucking cunt
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Shae84
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is he a fat kid?
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pinkpolsih
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yeah. you should have said well too bad you weren't lucky enough and dump him!
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Lg11
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I concur
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paperisuseful
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how would she deserve tht lmao
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Yee12
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YDI fo not making him a hamburger and having to buy him one? if your not gonna cook his food then what are you good for?
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PandasRtheShit
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Is he the hamburgler??
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uranidiot84
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dump the loser. cheat on him first. clearly he's a pos.
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theswag
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I agree, ditch him.
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reyemrein
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Better yet, Mary him and take half of his stuff. Use the divorce money to start up a successful chain of hamburger resteraunts.
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guckylynn
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I hope your broke up with him right then and there.
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exotica_fml
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i love your icon! LOL
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succubusprime
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Momma SuccubusPrime said he's a cheap bastard and to dump him. I say stay with him and learn some damn manners, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, and eating his food is counter productive.
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mcicycool
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ur bf is a fatty(: heehee
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aardvarkish
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to #62: I think that truism became obsolete at the end of the stone age. These days, it's probably more of an intellectual process. But I could be wrong.
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Jrook
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idk if the way to a mans stomach is through his stomach... but the fastest way to a mans prostate is up the butt
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Jrsrusty
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holy control freak. id never jump on anyone that hard for something that stupid...
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kayvan
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If you cook him a hamburger, make sure you fill it with some special sauce first (use your imagination).
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sublime93
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44, I love your picture.
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Resquall
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@90
Prostate=urinary system=penis
Prostate=urinary system=penis
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colomexparra
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hahaha 45 that comment made my year
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AndreaHaha
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Wow break up with you because
you took a bite of his hamburger??
that's stupid he must not care for you
that much or either he just
likes hamburgers more.
I say dump em
you took a bite of his hamburger??
that's stupid he must not care for you
that much or either he just
likes hamburgers more.
I say dump em
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hastaperi
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There's already one out there. It's called McDonalds.
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WordsOfHope
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29 is right
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Dwight_A_R_Manag
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Is OP dating an 8 year old?
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acccccccc
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I normally like it when girls eat my meat if you know what I mean ;)
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daniel1_1
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Well yo are lucky he didn't...
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hot_tamale26
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wow. he sounds like a real winner. what a classy guy.
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spiderman0606
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JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD.
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CrazierSeb09
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@45 YES epic win
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GeoThermalSleuth
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It's simple, DON'T STEAL BITES OF FOOD FROM FRIENDS!!!
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strawberryhtty
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LMFAO
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nyny26
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YDI if you actually bought another hamburger... kindergarden failure: doesn't know how to share
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dude247
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that's why you never touch a mans food
you deserve it
FYL
you deserve it
FYL
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StoryOfTheYear
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wow 62- it's a hamburger, if this was a 100 bite out of his lobster I would understand him but dang?? I am protective of my food but if it was my gf I wouldve been fine, and here it wouldve been even more fine cuz it was a hamburger at McD's for a dollar, dump him
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StoryOfTheYear
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$100* implement dollar sign in front of 100
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sexidimplez
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I agree don't fuck with a man's food they get irritable lol
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christinnaaa
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g
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NomDeGuerre
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@#108: Nope.. #90 had it right.
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woofis
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fuck I would do the same thing and now I'm hungry!
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tatte3
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dump his and throw a burger at him
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fatman1970
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I couldn't have put it better myself. The boyfriend needs to grow up fast.
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rohosoccer08
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[email protected] you stole my thoughts, I've been thinking about that since I read this fml lol
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liveloveandownit
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You deserve it completely. Women always order a salad and then steal your meat. If you want meat just order it I have no problem paying for the more expensive dish but I want to eat my food not give up half of it because your rabit food isn't enough for you when I said get whatever you want. (Devil's advocate)
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liveloveandownit
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You deserve it completely. Women always order a salad and then steal your meat. If you want meat just order it I have no problem paying for the more expensive dish but I want to eat my food not give up half of it because your rabit food isn't enough for you when I said get whatever you want. (Devil's advocate)
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messiferlife19
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thats what you deserve for toucgobg the mans hamburger
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wordgirl
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Jrook (#90): But which one will make him pay your bills and father your kidsies? Prostate or stomach? :p
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StoD_fml
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Ooooh! "U want fries with that?" Kkk
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megastupid
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can I get some age reference cuz that retard sounds like a 7 year old
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duhasstwarum
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#31 why would she cheat because he over-reacted thats out of order and #352 i am the same i hate people eatingmy food but i would never threaten to dump somone because of that he must not like her that much anyway.
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My2864
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14,its called sharing..
and also why would he react in such a dumbass way
and also why would he react in such a dumbass way
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kal915
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yeah
if my girl took a bite off my burger, I'd think it was cute and probably feed her
you should just do what 45 said
if my girl took a bite off my burger, I'd think it was cute and probably feed her
you should just do what 45 said
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itman3456
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Stfu with your chody ass
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sadmansteve1
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Honestly why are you dating him?
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dgr8ing
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THEN AND THERE!
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dgr8ing
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unless you are a man. don't pretend to know we are all dicks
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jackiez333
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moition passed
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JrRacer4007
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Pandas Are the SHIT!! great name!
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dreamer13
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Ass Alert
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bhangu023
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u shud say
ur lucky I didn't dump YOU
ur lucky I didn't dump YOU
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mina637
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i wud have been like. im not gonna buy u a fuckin burger. jeez!!! i eat from my guy friends food all the fuckin time. and theyre not even my boyfriend(s)!!
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sammiller4
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don't touch a mans food. I learned that the hard way lol
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ElMetalero
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exactly never EVER touch a mans food not even if there's a fire!!!
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deathcab7
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wow what little girls men can be when it comes to their food. hmm.
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m0tl3ycru3
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Mmmm donuts
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iShockwavezZ
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haha epic... you should of said the same. :p
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MZHUNIDEW13
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wwwwaaaaaatttt??? ur. bf is really sensitive
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Rizzen
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think before you type
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warsun
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Sorry mate. People don't do that on the Internet
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hoyles
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ffs... lose the boy
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omgitsalex62
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i wulda broke up with him!! its a burger !!!