By eatmywords - 05/07/2011 07:06 - Singapore

Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 497
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So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

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that's what happens. either you make a shitty pay or she makes a good one.

"She gets what you get, in two days."

#9 my sister just graduated from fifth grade AND she has special needs. so you can stfu.

Hahah well you did a real jerk move and she kinda took your man hood. So how does that feel?

#19 sorry but i dont really see how that applies to what 9 said..?

18. chris brown is gay. and OP, you just got owned. time for a new job search. i heard prostitution makes a ton in singapore

You might want to read your comment and properly structure it next time, before submitting it. You'll look like less of an ass. This was meant as a reply to #8. Damnit, FML.

8- You might want to read your comment and properly structure it next time, before submitting it. You'll look like less of an ass. I give up. The site is being glitchy again.

fuck the haters!

19- How is that related?

I think #19 is talking to #8

But . . . where is comment #8?? all i see is comment number 9 . . .

the numbers got switched. now it's #9. look under #5

the numbers keep switching so when you look under 5 you might see 8 or 9

19 - that has nothing to do with this fml or any comments.... and op ydi.

maybe you shouldn't criticize other peoples grammar or you'll look like a pretentious bitch who tries to sound smarter than you are.

Jammy01jams 2

Begins to Cry** Realizes he is a loser...

Jammy01jams 2

Begins to Cry** Realizes he is a loser...

hahaha hahaha hahaha

Why would anybody weld Marines together???

exactly WTF are marine welders?

29- I've seen your comments around here alot. They suck.

126/128- marine welders repair vehicles mainly, i.e. tanks, humvees, strykers etc

my cousin is a rabbi

marine welders are underwater welders. what you do is, see, you go into the water and weld up such things as underwater pipelines and bridge structures n such. just a couple examples

could be underwater welder, or welding for the Marines lol, didnt think about that one most people would have said "underwater welder"

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what's a marine welder?

Someone who welds for the Marines. themoreyouknow.jpg

No, it's someone who welds marines together. Didn't you see Human Centipede?

karma can be a bitch sometimes. only when u are one actually.

hahaha!! I agree with #49 ! YDI op.

a marine welder welds on boats, doing repairs and such.

Scroll down to comment 99 and see how much the OP does suck.

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Janitors actually one of the most important jobs, if you think about it.

well then get a better job

Easier said than done. And if he was originally content with his own job, trying to get a better one JUST because his ex-girlfriend makes more money is kind of weird in my opinion.

Money not importants, love importants.

I moderated an FML where a girl "lied to her Ex and said she was a marine welder when she WAS a janitor". Coincidence.

LOL asshole you completely deserved that....now image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

haha I think that would be funnier then fuck!!

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well you're just a little grammarcunt aren't you kss? my comment is most definitely not the worst comment ever. if you think that perhaps you should leave the Internet. @t leest ai wuznt typeeng lyk dis or lyk di$ n stuf co$ di$ be hardur 2 reed dan wot ai poztid b4

#8, you should relax. The internet has grown into a breeding ground for typing that would put an English teacher into a coma. Get used to it. If you have that much of a problem with people's grammar, get off the net. Also, I'd just like to point out that you threw a tantrum like a little bitch.

1...2... nazi's here 3...4...kick that whore 5....6....get more kicks 7...8...put more bait. My own little grammar nazi song.

i'm somewhat of a grammar nazi (one that perpetually types in lowercase), and i, too, believe that #8 should commit internet seppuku. |the kid|

You are a tool! Plain and simple.

I'm with you that would be funny, don't worry about the haters. they just want to criticize you cause they don't have a life. they probably just get on this site all day.

Hey kss, next time you attempt to grammar-troll, don't use fragmented sentences with missing punctuation. You're a douche.

what do you have against Nazis

Whoa worst comment ever? Overkill much?

#8, you are a dork.

So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors? No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

While I agree that belittling anyone for their profession is a douche move, underwater welders make insane bank, I had a friend from high school who joined the Seals, and when he got out used his underwater demolition training to score him a $250,000+ job. That's a bit above MOST professions.

And that's his ex's job, not OP's.. Which makes that irrelevant to my comment ;P

I'm saying that not many if any jobs would allow you to belittle someone who pulls a salary like that. It was a long winded analogy.

damn youre a simple mf'er. question is, what gives op the right to belittle a janitor? moron.

agreed, plus janitors, garbage men, and other jobs as such, actually make pretty good pay, more than I do in retail.

#7, I agree with you. No one should ever belittle someone for their chosen profession. Plus, I could never do a janitor's job, and clean up after people.

OUCH ! plus I made the top 10 comments

You deserve it for being a ass.

Agree! YDI. Next time, don't be an ass.

Haha sucks to be you i bet that was embarrassing

Stop keeping me from making the top 10 comments