By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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LexSwift 17

He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)

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msjoyfull84 0

Wait! How much do you weigh?

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msjoyfull84 0

I don't know why you're hating. She leaned in for a kiss and knocked her boyfriend on his ass. Cabbage soup diet for you.

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Llamacod 11

Wow, how many personalities do you have inside your head thatched actually respond to your own post?

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Llamacod 11

*that you* not thatched

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lolyeahthatsme 11

Damn, don't you know not to ask a woman how much they weigh?

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msjoyfull84 0

Wow bitches be crazy!

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lolyeahthatsme 11

Wtf?!? Is that a dog in a microwave? Isn't that call being a cannable since you seem to be a bitch?

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lolyeahthatsme 11

Sorry I'm not the best speller so I have no clue which spelling is correct!

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ScotsLassie 6

Why would he be your boyfriend already if you haven't even kissed yet? That would only make sense if you were 10.

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Laurenlou 24

My boyfriend and I waited 2 weeks after we started dating for our first kiss. Not everybody is slutty.

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ScotsLassie 6

That just seems a little sad to me. Surely you would date a couple of times, share a kiss then decide if you are right together before going out.

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MostDopeee 0

My boyfriend and I didn't have our first kiss until 3 weeks after we started dating. I know it's incredibly common these days, but not everyone rushes their relationships.

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kaelynxboo 0

The physical part of relationships aren't as great as the emotional part. Obviously your relationships are based on physical and not emotional (:

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Awsumuzzie 12

Flip this, I waited 2 months. If we can hang out or date without having to share anything physical, to me, that's what'll last more. It's been 2 years, so I don't know how I exempt your wise words :O

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Llama_Face89 33

I had a two year relationship with a girl who I waited a couple weeks for a first kiss with. And I've had a few relationships that have only lasted a couple months where I ****** the girl on the first date.

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obviousboy 8

Kid sounds coordinated.

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that1skaterxX 0

Lean back uh-huh!

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Enslaved 36

First kisses are tricky. Especially, when neither (ee) of you know what to expect. Hopefully your next will be better and less painful.:P Awe.... that butterfly feel. (:

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Youknowit71 7

It literally impossible to hit your head on the floor falling backwards, or forward for that matter. Your knees bend instinctively so it can never ever happen

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TheDrifter 23

You've never been knocked over backwards with someone on top of you have you?

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ryry98 7

Big girls you are beautiful.. Hahaha

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