Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Aww, he's head over heels for you :)
LexSwift 17
He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)
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Comments (149)
msjoyfull84 0
Wait! How much do you weigh?
msjoyfull84 0
I don't know why you're hating. She leaned in for a kiss and knocked her boyfriend on his ass. Cabbage soup diet for you.
Llamacod 11
Wow, how many personalities do you have inside your head thatched actually respond to your own post?
Llamacod 11
*that you* not thatched
lolyeahthatsme 11
Damn, don't you know not to ask a woman how much they weigh?
msjoyfull84 0
Wow bitches be crazy!
lolyeahthatsme 11
Wtf?!? Is that a dog in a microwave? Isn't that call being a cannable since you seem to be a bitch?
lolyeahthatsme 11
*cannibal
lolyeahthatsme 11
Sorry I'm not the best speller so I have no clue which spelling is correct!
vturbz91 0
Maybe you have really bad breath
PaulB123 11
Something tells me we'd get along...
loller27 6
wow fatty
robokid777 4
dont kill em
ScotsLassie 6
Why would he be your boyfriend already if you haven't even kissed yet? That would only make sense if you were 10.
Laurenlou 24
My boyfriend and I waited 2 weeks after we started dating for our first kiss. Not everybody is slutty.
ScotsLassie 6
That just seems a little sad to me. Surely you would date a couple of times, share a kiss then decide if you are right together before going out.
MostDopeee 0
My boyfriend and I didn't have our first kiss until 3 weeks after we started dating. I know it's incredibly common these days, but not everyone rushes their relationships.
kaelynxboo 0
The physical part of relationships aren't as great as the emotional part. Obviously your relationships are based on physical and not emotional (:
Awsumuzzie 12
Flip this, I waited 2 months. If we can hang out or date without having to share anything physical, to me, that's what'll last more. It's been 2 years, so I don't know how I exempt your wise words :O
Llama_Face89 34
I had a two year relationship with a girl who I waited a couple weeks for a first kiss with. And I've had a few relationships that have only lasted a couple months where I ****** the girl on the first date.
obviousboy 8
Kid sounds coordinated.
that1skaterxX 0
Lean back uh-huh!
Enslaved 38
First kisses are tricky. Especially, when neither (ee) of you know what to expect. Hopefully your next will be better and less painful.:P Awe.... that butterfly feel. (:
Youknowit71 7
It literally impossible to hit your head on the floor falling backwards, or forward for that matter. Your knees bend instinctively so it can never ever happen
TheDrifter 24
You've never been knocked over backwards with someone on top of you have you?
stewpididiot 11
STFU
ryry98 7
Big girls you are beautiful.. Hahaha