frick.. if he was taking that long I would have just paid the 4 dollars just to get him the hell out of there.. sorry OP bought your luck.

My worst experience was when I was behind this monsterous woman who yelled at the bagger for not asking if she wanted paper or plastic and demaned that all her shit would be taken out of the plastic bags to be put in a paper bag. When the poor guy finally switched all her groceries from plastic to paper she asked him to rebag them into plastic bags so she could carry them. Then she presented the cashier with a coupon after everything was scanned. When she was told it was too late to scan it the woman stormed off, leaving all her shit behind. The nerve of some people...Sorry for the book, guys :]

That 100 dollar bill was his friend! He didn't want to take it away

Some people just have to be so complicated huh... For no reason too.

#FirstWorldProblems

I smell a low down white trash man.

I smell deodorant and sweat (I'm in a locker room)

I smell crap. (B...B...Bieber's Concert)

I smell a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

I smell nothing. (I have a cold)

The op wasn't the cashier

'as payback' seems quite appropriate when used in literal terms

You would be dead in a million years.

The dark knight ^

Omg, I know whose in your profile pic! Isn't it Jonghyun & Key? ;D They look adorable hehe

Some men just want milk

Yes, yes we do.

I say fuck everyone elses life cos the jackass didn't stop after one card, and actually goes out to pay for a carton of milk with plastic.