Love: Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:45

Aww, he's head over heels for you :)

LexSwift 17

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:48

He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)

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Llamacod 11

Monday 23 January 2012 0:33

So, why is this a fml for op? Absolutely nothing bad happened to her except for proof she's a heffer and could stand to lose a few pounds

Llamacod 11

Monday 23 January 2012 2:11

Seriously, I get moderated for my comment yet I see numerous other commenters saying she must be fat also. Was it because comparing op to heffers is insulting to heffers or because I mentioned that it wasn't a fml to the poster, rather it was a fml to the boyfriend which the heffer pushed down with her immense girth?

AshhyTheBlonde 8

Monday 23 January 2012 0:41

Hahaha poor you. Tell him I say to get better soon XD ?

jessiwashere 0

Monday 23 January 2012 0:42

you must be a knockout c;

anettes 7

Monday 23 January 2012 0:44

haha awwww x)

justinhere 3

Monday 23 January 2012 0:53

that was cute

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 23 January 2012 0:57

Start talking like pepe le pue. And act like it was all part of your plan!

3rdbass 9

Monday 23 January 2012 1:15

It's official, you two should be dominoes for Halloween.

jack5225 0

Monday 23 January 2012 3:21

I meant to do thumbs up but accidentially hit thumbs down

4x4master 3

Monday 23 January 2012 1:28

Must of kissed him pretty good

EduJav321 24

Monday 23 January 2012 1:34

If thats your leaning i dont want to know what your pouncing is

candirose711 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 2:39

Hahahaha forrealz.

drsaw4 0

Monday 23 January 2012 2:04

Maybe he thought you were Jennifer Lopez and got on the floor

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