Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Aww, he's head over heels for you :)
LexSwift 17
He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)
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Comments (149)
Llamacod 11
So, why is this a fml for op? Absolutely nothing bad happened to her except for proof she's a heffer and could stand to lose a few pounds
Llamacod 11
Seriously, I get moderated for my comment yet I see numerous other commenters saying she must be fat also. Was it because comparing op to heffers is insulting to heffers or because I mentioned that it wasn't a fml to the poster, rather it was a fml to the boyfriend which the heffer pushed down with her immense girth?
AshhyTheBlonde 8
Hahaha poor you. Tell him I say to get better soon XD ?
jessiwashere 0
you must be a knockout c;
anettes 7
haha awwww x)
justinhere 3
that was cute
Okayitwasme 0
Start talking like pepe le pue. And act like it was all part of your plan!
3rdbass 9
It's official, you two should be dominoes for Halloween.
jack5225 0
I meant to do thumbs up but accidentially hit thumbs down
4x4master 3
Must of kissed him pretty good
EduJav321 24
If thats your leaning i dont want to know what your pouncing is
candirose711 0
Hahahaha forrealz.
drsaw4 0
Maybe he thought you were Jennifer Lopez and got on the floor