Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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Top comments
ariannaimelda 7
Aww, he's head over heels for you :)
LexSwift 17
He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)
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Comments (149)
pinkcrayola 0
At least it's memorable. And if you have kids together it'll be a great story to tell them. (:
eatsleepjb 8
Woah slow down there
ninjuh_wingman 29
Sounds like the start of many more wonderful kisses to come.
FatSack 0
Fat much?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Nope, just your sack.
Rddvl 11
The post said OP's bf fell. In no way did it mention him being fat.
FatSack 0
Piss off, it's called sarcasm :)
MostDopeee 0
Some pretty shitty sarcasm.
Awsumuzzie 12
51, I tend to forget... What's the definition of sarcasm, if you don't mind helping me out? My excuse is that I've got no thumbs.
FatSack 0
Like I care?
perdix 31
A cardboard cutout of Brad Pitt doesn't count as a boyfriend. Telling everyone your boyfriend is named Moneyball makes you look slutty.
Snafuusmc 12
He didn't want cooties...
LightningCactus 12
Duh, it's spelt Kooties.
blackbelt25 12
I always thought it was "cooties" :( Where's Daniel when you need him!?
biggestfan23 11
That's a sign...
Webslinger66 10
Well, stop it!!
2speccial4uuuu 6
Oh shit poor guy
EG14_fml 8
SOMEONE likes it rough
raphanne_fml 33
He's a down to earth kind of guy! That's a good thing!