Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
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ariannaimelda 7
Aww, he's head over heels for you :)
LexSwift 17
He didn't fall. He was just getting into a more comfortable position for the rest of the night. ;)
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Comments (149)
SpiritOfFire 8
That's his way of saying "Sex nao!"
thewifey310 7
Looks like he got swept right off of his feet!! (techically ass, but wtf ever,lol)
maddyyghee 6
HAHAHA. soz but this is kind funny. but soudz like it hurt alot too ;/
Lady_Bee_fml 13
You call him your boyfriend before you've even had your first kiss? I thought the first kiss came first and THEN the relationship. Kids these days...
ronski 41
Remember the 5 P's: Practice Prevents Piss Poor Performance.
RubenTheGreek 8
135 not everyone thinks like you,some couples might wanna wait a bit before doing it,especially teens,don't impose your opinion on them just because YOU don't think it's ok. Also LOL @ your last 3 words.
NoYDI 4
Or "He's just not that into you!"
Fishieguy 0
guess your a knock out!
livingtolaugh1 0
hahaha! did he dump u?
Merbunny 6
Well OP is a ninja... I wanna learn that move!!! Hehehe