By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 17:19 - United States - Ann Arbor

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Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML
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biasedshooter 24

You need to just let it go

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gmian 34

Might have heard Frozen playing and assumed whatever was going on was innocent.

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ChristinePi 36

She didn't say she walked into his room.

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Swandive235 27

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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ExtremeEncounter 32

Or maybe people need to lock doors when jerking.

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johnrdz3 24

Privacy? He Let It Go.

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CBOokami 13

Maybe she knocked five times to ask if he wanted to build a snowman!

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BrassWing13 11

*knocks* "Do you wanna beat your meat, man?"

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wizardcorn04 14

Hey, ya gotta do it with something, right?

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kred 21

Do you wanna biodiversity a snowman? COME on let's go Nd play

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muzy 23

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say that you don't know what biodiversity means...

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biasedshooter 24

You need to just let it go

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garrett_8614 14

You know what they say, different strokes for different folks

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abNormal62 23

Or at least his brother does.... When company arrived unannounced!

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NotGabe 28

#4 He couldn't hold back anymore.

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apitrix 24

Thank goodness the brother didn't let it go! That would have brought it to a whole new level of awkwardness

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photographer49 22

#6 I found it pretty normal. Such a usual occurence that I don't even know why it made it on FML

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socialproduct 19

You'd be amazed what guys will spank it to.

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AnyaS 19

I wonder which scene it was...

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StickyPickles 33

My god yes!! You know you thought about it too. . . every last one of you (us) did. Whatever, don't lie. Hahahaha

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s3kShUn47 20

#66 Dude....wtf...i have no other words

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wyverntail 15

Better hope it's not a scene from when they were children.

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Nezumi04 20

Jesus. Lets hope he didn't 'build' a snowman with their kid versions...

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primadonna9396 16

Well, to be fair, I bet getting caught was way worse for him. Teenage boys can jerk it to anything.

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cari_cat 19

I really want to say he wasn't watching it and his mind was on other things.

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demonicninja 15

I can full-heartedly tell you this is true.

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Lord_Rythin 0

I'm calling bull on this one. As a fifteen year old, I believe I am most qualified to tell you that not everything is a turn on for a male my age.

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tj4234 35

Oh just wait until you hit puberty #42

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MrConcise 34

As a teen, I played a game where I'd try to find the least sexy **** I could and try to get off to it.

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Mauskau 35

I usually just put things on for background noise and don't pay any attention. It doesn't help when a joke is made and I manage to catch it though.

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gracehi 31

Well, Hans and Krisoff DO have sexy voices. Maybe he just happens to swing that way.

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stupidity99 16

Including the current # of likes on this comment. 69.

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xx000o 27

Anything remotely resembling **** will trigger a teen males circuits.

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venomousflower 24

I don't know if even the strongest bleach in the world will help

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tantanpanda 26

bleach is a lot stonger that alcohol

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