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By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 December 2010 05:20 / United States
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call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)

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catnapping is a crime sweeping the world, expect a call or letter for a ransom, iv had cases where the victims didn't pay and they got their cat back in the form of Chinese food. op do what ever he says and for gods sake don't go to the cops!

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Assuming OP had the cat since it was a kitten, why assume it will die soon? The cat is only 14. My cats have lived to around 23 years old.

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I don't see the FML. All you have to do is break into his house with an axe, grab the cat and walk out with it. If he tries to stop you, break into his pants... With the axe. All the while screaming "You touch my pussy, I touch yours".

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I completely agree with u euphemism. I got backed over by an old woman in the walmart parking lot while moving a buggy for her, and that got rejected. but yet lame stuff like this makes it through. the mods aren't that great at mod'ing.

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I got publicly humiliated for waking up 3 minutes later than I was supposed to, and I got rejected. Moderators are stupid with acceptance.

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Are you allowed to award YOURSELF Internets? And are those Internets as useful as Internets awarded by others?

call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)

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Unless, her ex-boyfriend finds out she went to the cops and decides to kill that poor cat. Great advice :|

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I've had to do the belongings swap with people that I've broken up with and that's without ever living with any of them. It could just be stuff that's been left behind when he spent the night, or stuff left behind from them hanging out at her place. Him having to retrieve belongings from her house does not mean that they were necessarily living together.

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Beat me to it, except i would say something more like, "He only wanted to remember how sweet your pussy was, take it as a compliment. :)"

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I was gonna say that too! cept I woulda said well if he can't have your pussy, at least he's got your pussy cat!

tell him to bring the cat back... or you are calling the cops. maybe the threat will be enough. i feel sorry for you op, i would be devastated. hope you get your pet back. xx

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