Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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xFusionBluex 0
call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)
Liips 0
Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...
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Comments (142)
capnbzarr 43
(edited--posted in wrong place)
breakingdawnxx3 0
Go get your cat back? Call the cops and say he stole it, which he did. I love my cat to death and if anyone did that, I'd get him back one way or another. :)
gtrgdss 0
he knows the cat is the only thing you wouldn't want to be without.
alice490 0
im so sorry:(
totoro1714 7
I would call the police. what an ass
DoorMatCat 3
call the cops on that ass and get your cat back, I mean, it's more productive than posting the story on the Internet, right? hope you get your cat back. :/
KittyMack 13
I had an ex kidnap my cat, but he said it was beacause he "needed her to comfort him through the breakup" so I was pretty sure he wouldn't hurt her. It was still a VERY long 3 days but he finally sorted out his head and let me come retrieve her, phew! But no probs- you can totally fetch your cat with a police escort, I'm almost certain. Or try speaking to his landlord if he's in an apt. I hope he's not a psycho.
MissPo3s 0
What kind of breed is your cat, OP? 14 years is a long time.
StoniToni 0
call the cops! he can't take your cat! **** that
varkey 7
You should call the cops. FYL but go call them now, seriously.