Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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xFusionBluex 0
call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)
Liips 0
Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...
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Comments (142)
bethan1 4
Maybe the relationship wasn't working for your boyfriend but he wasn't ready to give up the pussy.
bridgette5866 0
...so many inevitable pussy jokes...
Chloe_25_fml 0
**** that shit, go get your cat back! Call the police and have that ****** arrested
lacrossekid 0
maybe he took your cat to feed to his dog ?? ... seems how cats are a useless as a crusty turd !!!
capnbzarr 43
They're not useless if you want companionship, or something to keep your feet warm, or entertainment, or if you have a rodent problem. You, on the other hand, do appear completely useless.
zaz2408 0
Ok what kind of a person goes to a petstore walks up to the counter and says: "I'd like a cat... Cuz I want to have warm feet!"
KVKdragon 26
call the cops and have them put a search warrant. don't take this lying down, this is thievery of a beloved pet.
kirashendrickson 0
she probably diddd get her cat back. I wouldn't let somebody take anything of mine, but it would stilllll be an fml if somebody took something of mine in the first place
jtini001 4
he need another pussy....duh
sourgirl101 29
Good Lord, 14 years! How long do cats live?
evilhobbitofdoom 4
average is 15-18 for a well taken care of indoor cat. 3 for an outdoor cat. My two handsome babies are 11 years
Moemoemoe_fml 0
Many cats live into their 20's nowadays, due to better care and indoor life. Some have lived to 30 and more.
Poetry 0
who wants a manky old cat , **** that
Fishfanatic 7
Cats can easily live for 20 years
ShadyFTW1 0
No, that's a stretch
Bekll 31
#43, no really it's not.
LetsRollOut 2
Oldest cat recorded was 36 when it died!
boatkicker 5
I know several cats who lived into their 20s. It's not all that much of a stretch.
mometal 0
id hunt the ************ down and take my cat back.