Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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xFusionBluex 0
call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)
Liips 0
Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...
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Comments (142)
rachii 0
Kick some ass. Don't let anybody steal your kitty :3
birds_fml 7
Call the cops, that's theft. You have vet records, I'm sure, showing the cat is yours.
glitter354 0
I agree. I hope you get your cat back! Also, I would probably burn his stuff that he left behind. He deserves it!
im_wilder 0
how about the cat maybe took a walk like all cats do or maybe the cat hated being with you for 14 long years and needed a some time from you like your bf did?
princessNikki93 0
.-_- shuddup.!
im_wilder 0
are you OP? No? Oh ok then why don't you shut up as this wasn't directed to you! -_- good bye!
5t3ff1k4h 47
49, 33 was right. Shut up. OP is an anonymous woman. 33 may be the OP; I may be the OP; any female on here could be the OP.
DocBastard 40
What a catastrophe! Don't caterwaul, your boyfriend is just a pussy. Maybe he didn't do it on purrpose.
im_wilder 0
I see what you done there.
LibraLeigh 4
Nice...
Honesty4U 0
best response!
Nutz321 0
^win
ryan4919 0
i just ******* love this guys profile the Q&A is funny as hell
Judus_beej 0
he figured he could get some pussy after the break up.
xFaust_fml 12
I'd call the cops. He seems like a moron, no need trying to argue with him.
Lisa89 3
Best thing to do is call the cops. It is easy to prove the cat is yours, and he has no legal right to take it.
Phoenix_fml 13
Get off of the internet and go get him back, dummy
ckjacques53198 0
the cat is due to die. he did u a favor
Bekll 31
As I told someone else, at 14 the cat is not "due to die". They can live to their 20s and even, though very rarely, to early 30s.
satanstolemysock 11
Chances are the cat will come back to you... cats are good at finding their way home :P