Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
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xFusionBluex 0
call the cops? I mean there are stories of people being arrested for stealing other people's pets and even holding found pets ransom for an award money.... Call the cops and then this FML will have a happy ending (for you :D)
Liips 0
Dating for 5 months and already living together? Be glad he only took your cat...
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Comments (142)
skyeyez9 25
He Stole your cat to spite you. I hope you got your cat back and that he didn't hurt it.
DreamRose 5
Some cats can live to be 20, depending on the breed. If i were you i'd go to your ex-boyfriend's house and take the cat back, grab something hard and long, just in case you wanna show him how you feel.
zaz2408 0
Hehe... Something hard and long.
BreeNaalaNikko 0
go get the cat back....?
luvzit 0
get over it
iheartglasses 0
Maybe he didnt take the cat? Maybe he just shoved it outside so it would run away or something. But this is why you always box up their shit and put it outside of a LOCKED house. If he had a spare key, then its obvious to just take his things to him and get the key back at the same time. One messy break up is all it takes to learn...
0opsie 6
If it was a bad breakup he probably did it for revenge. Either way, you could report him for theft. But 14 years is old for a cat, it's not like you're gonna have much more time with it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Right, and having little time left with your pet means you cherish it less, obviously. -.-
5t3ff1k4h 47
58 - Some cats live past 18. Just sayin'...
persephone13 0
Go get your cat back! And don't let ex boyfriends in your house when you're not there!
mdavis0529 14
He took your cat because he's GAY!!!
stewpididiot 11
he took her cat because he's a PETophile ..
Hump_Zilla 0
15....lame
sheepseal 0
awww i hope you get your kitty back...