Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By slut - 02/07/2010 01:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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Saturday 6 August 2011 1:32

2 secrets in 1 apparently

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Saturday 6 August 2011 1:40

victor's secret

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fallen_angel543 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:36

That's really creepy fyl

bitchesbecrazy2 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:37

I smell a threesome...

Squirrelx 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:37

That's hawt. ;) Just kidding. That's creepy.

margie2194 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:19

What exactly does threesomes smell like?

margie2194 12

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:20

Never mind. Actually.

Amrel 10

Saturday 6 August 2011 2:59

Tears shame and disappointment not that i would know.....

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:02

I was waiting for someone to say this...

McAninch35 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:12

I think that's the rum you're smelling.

raelynn00 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:25

I smell an idiot who doesn't kno how to take a cap off the bottle when taking a picture

hannahtaskey 9

Saturday 6 August 2011 4:53

I was waiting for someone to say this...

TalkinSmack 6

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:37

jokes on him! Lol serves him right!

Joshwarrior 39

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:37

Fhislife. lol I wonder what went through his mind when you told him they were your dads, unless you didn't. = /

HunterTehBest 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:38

I wish I could unread this

MufMuf_fml 5

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:38

....just why? o.o

indistructo 3

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:39

maybe ur bf has a weird fetish O.o

Brool_Story_Co 17

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:39

Of course you don't boners. But then again, neither do I.

rawrr61 4

Saturday 6 August 2011 1:40

Dude...

drunkinstl 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:17

Looks like a laaaaaaddddyyyyyy

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