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PA, U.S. of effin A.
27 years old
Saturday 15 October 1994
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Honestly I'm too lazy to put anything here other than the fact that I'm a freaking idiot xD
That was from when I started my FML account, and it used to be true. That is until I realized that every single person on here is a conceded asshole that fill their 'about me' section about how 'great' they are. I am so motherfucking tired of everyone lying about themselves. So if your one of those people, don't even bother saying a word to me because you are the scum of the world and all deserve to go to hell.
Now to all you other normal people (if there are any, that is) have a very, very nice day. :)
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!
Sooooo, this was my FML. Sadly, I didn't taste anything, since I didn't drink the water pure, but always mixed in cup-a-soup or something similar. Luckily me and my roommates are fine now, we're all a bit afraid of preparing food though, scared that there might be some kind of rodent in other kitchen devices. Obviously we threw away the water cooker (for those who didn't know what that is, seriously? you couldn't even think of what it 'might' be?) and since we got our new cat, Sammie, we haven't had any mice or rats crawling around! Yaaaay for Sammie!