FML : Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have...

Today, my boyfriend's mother screamed at me for half an hour, calling me a slut because she found a black lacy thong in my boyfriend's bed. I didn't have the heart to tell her it wasn't mine. FML

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You deserved it

By slut - / Friday 2 July 2010 01:07 / United States

Intimacy

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By DanielleinDC | 31

#7440107 - Monday 17 April 2017 4:11

You should have. But damn, that's a terrible way to find out your boyfriend is cheating on you.

By amazed_71 | 14

#7403568 - Friday 3 February 2017 3:01

I'd have darn sure told her! Her son is acting like the slut she was accusing you of being.

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By amazed_71 | 14

#7403568 - Friday 3 February 2017 3:01

I'd have darn sure told her! Her son is acting like the slut she was accusing you of being.

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7440107 - Monday 17 April 2017 4:11

You should have. But damn, that's a terrible way to find out your boyfriend is cheating on you.

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