Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple...

By Meggie - 05/11/2009 05:06 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By thissucks - 01/03/2009 19:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By wnrz - 18/02/2012 20:26 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By ashlyn - 06/08/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to pick up some of my clothes from my boyfriend's apartment. While searching under his bed he pulled out a tank top and bra and asked if they were mine. They weren't. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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mipieislove 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:22

your dad? jk. but FYL, srsly. :[

ShinkuBara 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:32

Am I the only one thinking the "girlfriend" is a guy?

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mipieislove 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:22

your dad? jk. but FYL, srsly. :[

PoopTrainDix 0

Friday 23 April 2010 16:42

i would **** you life

chaos753159 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 4:55

No it was her boyfriend

Miss_Michaela 10

Monday 6 December 2010 18:46

No, "Guess who was wearing it", was what she meant. As in her Dad was the one wearing it. :P

senalina 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:24

i would beat that little lady in skimpy cloths for taking my stuff if i were u

herbertx 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:28

next time you see the chick ask her if you could use her clothes

Koryissocoollike 0

Thursday 3 November 2011 4:30

why ask? she didn't

lenasaur 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:31

oh shi-

ShinkuBara 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:32

Am I the only one thinking the "girlfriend" is a guy?

perdix 29

Thursday 5 November 2009 12:58

No. The quotes around "girlfriend" raised my eyebrow, too. My first thought was that the "girlfriend" was actually the OP's boyfriend. Then I went with blow-up doll or sheep. Must. . . Go. . . Vomit.

furordei 2

Saturday 28 April 2012 3:38

I had this same thought. The boyfriend got her clothes then wore them while sleeping with her ...dad?

kile88 2

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:08

I would kick the shit out of her then and there never mind what you saw them doing she's soiling your clothes

SenGaeriel 3

Thursday 5 November 2009 13:48

I was thinking "girlfriend" equaled mistress. Did they look better on "her"?

weedking 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 14:31

I was wearing it. fml's are dumb.

kernelkat 16

Thursday 5 November 2009 14:49

The way it's worded makes me think the girlfriend is a blow up doll. Which is hilarious.

Rindalia 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 16:34

maybe the idea behind the "girlfriend" quotations is 'Girlfriend' translates into 'F**k buddy'

jchansfan 0

Friday 6 November 2009 13:42

That's what I figured. I guessed her dad goes through a lot of partners that are barely worthy of being called "girlfriends". Then these dirty minded FML-ers went and made it sound so much worse... lmao