FML : Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in...

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Today, I was working at the hospital front desk when an elderly man started hurling racial slurs at another visitor. A fight broke out, so I stepped in and forcibly separated the two. The old man tripped and crashed to the floor. Now I'm under investigation for "contributing to workplace violence." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 5 August 2011 23:51 / Canada

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By SageAnonymous | 6

#3049159 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:10

Don't lie. You were the one shouting 'fight, fight' as they hobbled to one another.

By ChucktheNorris | 0

#3049073 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:04

He got what he deserved. :) no more racist man

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By livlafluv100 | 2

#3048949 - Saturday 6 August 2011 4:55

ah well, at least u tried, right? but that sucks.

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Cereal_Is_Good | 5

#3048977 - Saturday 6 August 2011 4:57

You shouldn't have pushed the old man down, you heartless liar.

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iloveeyouuxD | 9

#3049033 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:00

It's the thought that counts.

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2ndSucks | 15

#3049125 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:08

No good deed goes unpunished.

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heyguysitsjosh | 8

#3050450 - Saturday 6 August 2011 9:07

1- wrong OP- best not to get involved, sit back and enjoy the show.

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CarsAndMoney | 5

#3050832 - Saturday 6 August 2011 11:10

12- lol thats so true

By aFatFuck | 0

#3048961 - Saturday 6 August 2011 4:57

the things that happen when you step outside the kitchen

By mandy248 | 0

#3048969 - Saturday 6 August 2011 4:57

Shouldve let it keep going. Don't u wanna know who wouldve won?

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iEatGuppies | 0

#3049695 - Saturday 6 August 2011 6:31

yeah forget not getting fired and keeping your job, it only matters who won!

no.

By forkbrother13 | 0

#3048971 - Saturday 6 August 2011 4:57

sounds like it was a dangeris situashun!

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RavenLovesGir | 0

#3049462 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:42

Your picture scares the shit out of me...

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dreamering | 16

#3049632 - Saturday 6 August 2011 6:21

4 must have fingers in the same shape like those teeth in his profile picture.

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Ghostkiller12345 | 9

#3049733 - Saturday 6 August 2011 6:37

4- I bet you failed your english classes

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marmlr339 | 14

#3062044 - Monday 8 August 2011 7:28

I'm no grammar nazi, but for fucks sake, learn to spell!

By bobbybill0519 | 7

#3049031 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:00

First finally!!!

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iloveeyouuxD | 9

#3049081 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:04

Maybe your just 5 minutes late so fail

By ashleynicole0209 | 0

#3049054 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:03

Damn that sucks!

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Babalu722 | 3

#3051532 - Saturday 6 August 2011 15:56

thats why when old people fight, i just watch

By ChucktheNorris | 0

#3049073 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:04

He got what he deserved. :) no more racist man

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PrickHead | 0

#3049146 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:09

chuck norrois doesnt crash to the floor, the floor crashes in to chuck norris...

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ChucktheNorris | 0

#3052400 - Saturday 6 August 2011 19:15

#27...Good One.

By kmumma | 3

#3049085 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:05

So that's what they're calling it nowadays

By glitterme | 5

#3049126 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:08

well yo did did contribute to the vilonce

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Ghostkiller12345 | 9

#3049754 - Saturday 6 August 2011 6:40

Omg! What is up with everyone today? Can't type correctly ?! I ain't a grammar nazi but wow Vilonce wtf is that a failed violin? Damn you could atleast learn how to type...

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Cereal_Is_Good | 5

#3049949 - Saturday 6 August 2011 7:11

You're one to talk. Dumbass.

By SageAnonymous | 6

#3049159 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:10

Don't lie. You were the one shouting 'fight, fight' as they hobbled to one another.

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SageAnonymous | 6

#3049438 - Saturday 6 August 2011 5:40

Or being the bet holder

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jren207 | 24

#3051491 - Saturday 6 August 2011 15:46

Or handing him boxing gloves.

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