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ohdammmnn, that must hurt ! damage the car then see what he says and if its still more attractive then god bless you
don't let him bang you. then when he cries u don't have sex anymore tell him to go screw his car. gg
what kinda car?!
Well next time he asks for sex, tell him to go **** his car.
*keys Right Said Fred -I'm Too Sexy background music* You're too sexy for your...uhh. Nothing apparently. Keep your clothes on and hide in the car, maybe he'll find you more attractive. Orrr tell that asshole to kick rocks, OP.
first! lol,jk
you deserve this for dating a douche
but his car can't make out with him. and his car guzzles more fuel than you...right?? if not, maybe you should stop guzzling. that's why you're unattractive.
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maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl