yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Clunker
United States
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Anonymous
De Forest, United States
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
licensed_ginger
Barberton, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
anon.
New Zealand
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
marissacelina11 0
ohdammmnn, that must hurt ! damage the car then see what he says and if its still more attractive then god bless you
Destruct0r 5
don't let him bang you. then when he cries u don't have sex anymore tell him to go screw his car. gg
stavijerome 0
what kinda car?!
RayeofSunshine 0
Well next time he asks for sex, tell him to go **** his car.
seahorses4eva 4
*keys Right Said Fred -I'm Too Sexy background music* You're too sexy for your...uhh. Nothing apparently. Keep your clothes on and hide in the car, maybe he'll find you more attractive. Orrr tell that asshole to kick rocks, OP.
mysaturdaysucked 0
first! lol,jk
09cptjack 2
you deserve this for dating a douche
zackkmann21 0
hahahahaha
EmmyGrangerDC 0
but his car can't make out with him. and his car guzzles more fuel than you...right?? if not, maybe you should stop guzzling. that's why you're unattractive.
GeorgeBoosh 0
She just needs a good wax job, like the car