Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
CheechyChoochy 0
he's a mechiphilac (don't judge my spellin :) )
lookatyou 0
^ I agree with you
fabo914 0
I'm the same way!!! =]
CheechyChoochy 0
^thx broseph
lookatyou 0
*42
roxy999_fml 0
what an ass hole
Geiko_fml 0
Unfortunately, that's not too uncommon these days. Sorry, OP.
nvadams 0
How do you know he wasn't just kidding?
Kiz21e 3
ok coming from a chick here who loves her cars my fiancée and I both think our HSV clubby R8 is sexier then the both of us. natural instinct for a car lover to love their car more or even equally same to their partner.
ndizzle 0
Wow. Good luck on making a marriage work where you both live a shaped piece of steel more than each other. We'll be waiting for your post in about 2 years: "Today my husband left me for a supermodel, got full custody of our kids, and cleaned out the bank account. I don't care about that. He took the car!!! FML."
ndizzle 0
*love
remy3106 10
haha ^^
losergrl 0
im a girl, but there r definitely some cars that r just hotter than some, if not all, if my exes lol. and yes a some of my exes r damn hot!