Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
yumher1 4
And to 24, they didn't make a Camaro in 2010, so.
SexyMexi21 23
My truck would be too if compared to you... sorry OP
ginahager2 10
I was a little scared that was gonna happen with me mad my bf but not anymore... Sorta haha
Rammer3500 23
There are some beautiful cars out there...
thehellisthis 12
uh as a woman I can say this would phase me not at all, cars are sexy. I perfer older muscle
XxPojoxX 17
Tell him to **** that shit from now on. Make him sleep in it instead of next to you