yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Clunker
United States
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Anonymous
De Forest, United States
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
licensed_ginger
Barberton, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
anon.
New Zealand
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
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deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
chobitschibi1369 0
He is a guy. Sadly they do that.
Skroal_stomper 5
That's too funny. He has some issues. Dump him.
yazmi_09 3
what kind of car is it? cuz I admit my 2010 camaro is more attractive than my bf any day
yelwarc 0
lol yep YOU have a 2010 camaro, I think you mean it's your daddys car
illmatic2 16
I agree with freeze. Keep that information to yourself.
illmatic2 16
^^^ that's not supposed to be up there. Damn commenting bug.
yazmi_09 3
no no no, my dad bought me my car after I finished chemotherapy, it's MY car
illmatic2 16
^^^ uhhh you just proved his point. :/
illmatic2 16
****** commenting bug...
yazmi_09 3
I'm only 19 I can't pay for that on my own! it was a gift for beating cancer so whateva! i drive it and no one else so as far as I'm concerned its MY car
illmatic2 16
I was just saying to proved his point by saying your dad bought you your car. But whatever doesn't matter. Congrats on being cancer free. :)
Mimorie17 12
He must have a nice car lol. Or your just really unattractive. :( lol.
emilyk123 0
so get over it
ChinnuWoW 0
YDI for being ugly
xbcrimtide 0
you should take that as a sign that your ugly and will spend the rest of your life alone
remy3106 10
hahahahahaha true
illmatic2 16
Or you could take that as a sign that your boyfriend is a jerk, is obsessed with his car and you should find someone better.
remy3106 10
that's true to but my bf ***** really good!
fistnazal 10
37.. now I KNOW I am no looker... but.. um... I wouldn't laugh so hysterically....
remy3106 10
that's tru but my bf ***** really good!
remy3106 10
are u talking about me not being a looker or u, becuz ur really pretty and i kno I'm not a looker...
Freeze_fml 17
No one gives a **** about how your boyfriend ***** you.
remy3106 10
ok
remy3106 10
how do moderate comments??
scottiealan 0
haha my gf thinks I love my car more then her but then again... I've spent 3 grand ok car and maybe 300 on her so yea lol
maskedman 9
If you have sex in the car does he consider that a threesome?
remy3106 10
the black opposite of spiderman!!!!! I love u!! <33
BoCo_fml 9
They are from Texas, I bet that it's a big truck with steer horns on the front...and to a Texas boy that's the hottest thing ever! Lol
Barrientos432 5
Hell no! I'm from Texas, and I hate those damn trucks. They look so retarded. :P
JesseJaymz 0
helllllllll noooooooooo I've been here all my life and I've only seen that like 3 times. here it's a candy painted Cadillac on white walls with a 5th wheel and pop trunk wit neons and more add ons than optimus prime. woke up wit my foreign car and fell in love with a cadillac. whatchall know about them Texas boyz????
Barrientos432 5
Haha You're from Houston! :] It all depends what part of Texas I guess. Over here in West Texas, it's a whole lot of Mexican trucks with "Ojinaga" decals in the back. :P
yazmi_09 3
I hate when people do that, or put the Mexican flag or virgin Mary on the back window and their mexican radio station stickers, I'm like damn ruined a perfectly good vehicle
EmmyGrangerDC 0
I'm from Houston, and I've seen TONS of big ol' Fords and Chevys all over the place, so I don't know which part of H-Town y'all are from... and yes, the there are lots of stereotypical Texas guys that adore their trucks. not all of them love trucks, but the stereotypical ones do.