yup okay
United States
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
suckstobeme
United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Clunker
United States
Matching
Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML
Anonymous
De Forest, United States
Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML
licensed_ginger
Barberton, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
anon.
New Zealand
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
aspiemeanswell
Rudolstadt, Germany
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
doggylove
Winnipeg, Canada
Good boy
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
And they say romance is dead…
Today, my boyfriend of two years accidentally admitted to me that he settled for me because he doesn't think he can do any better. FML
Top comments
deebo77 0
maybe because it's easier for him to turn his car on than to turn you on.
alekim 1
What kind of car is it?? ...but fyl
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Comments (166)
bawsack310 0
lmao noo lie something i would say lmao
charbz 0
well, I'd rather have a reventon then some bitch who complains on FML
peete182 0
well if it's a scirocco you've not got a chance but otherwise kick him in the balls and run :)
lilnayray199 0
I mean.. cars are sexy :)
lilnayray199 0
excuse me bitch
Shiden 3
he's probably a mechapheliac. that's someone who is sexually attracted to cars
Riot621 4
Cars can be pretty awesome...you only need to turn the key to turn a car on, a car wants to go everywhere that you do, a car doesn't mind hanging out with guy friends, happiness for a car is a bath and a full tank of gas...I can understand the appeal.
backfire619 0
keep your head up. all women r beautiful in there own ways. : )
rockybalboaaa_ 6
Next time you see him, wear black leather and shiny boots and ask him is he thinks you're hot .
yumher1 4
So based on 3's logic, I'm a sicko as well. the second my girlfriend can sound like my 454 screaming like a banshee when I stand on the pedal, she'll be more attractive than my truck.