By Anonymous - 07/06/2017 21:00 - Italy

Spicy
Today, at the request of my girlfriend, I took a ruler with me into the shower to measure myself. Later on, at the dinner table, my mom asked me, "so, how big is it?" I had forgotten to take the ruler out of the shower. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 333
You deserved it 5 632
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

Tarlachia 33
Send a private message

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

77 4
Reply Report
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

64 6
Reply Report
Next

Comments

Tarlachia 33
Send a private message

You should reply, "Mom, the better question is, am I going to be a porn star, or not?" That's probably the only way you're gonna flip the table in your favor.

77 4
Reply Report
CrazyTrainWreck 19

I hope you weren't dicking around at the table when she asked.

12 19
Reply Report
Leeono 26
Send a private message

Well hopefully you did measure up, otherwise she could ruler over you. You don't want to drag it out just to come up short.

9 20
Reply Report
NirvanaLove 21
Send a private message

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
8 25
Reply Report
Dark_Cecilia 20
Send a private message

Now we're curious too. How big is it?

33 5
Reply Report
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14

I would be beyond creeped out and uncomfortable if my mom asked me that.

64 6
Reply Report
daniel95 11

I would like to know is why your mom asking you how big you are in the 1st place.

4 10
Reply Report
Arashikage 18
Send a private message

Did you read half of the fml or something?

12 2
Reply Report
Glowworm56 26
Send a private message

"In inches or centimeters, mom?"

17 4
Reply Report
Zanquis 22
Send a private message

That is not even a question, cm offcourse. OP is from Italy not some country that still needs to update their default measurement system.

5 6
Reply Report
lantz4levi 19
Send a private message

That's ironic because the last time I checked those countries who use the so called outdated measurements, have put a man on the moon. Therefore, making the rest of the world outdated instead. Boom. USA wins again.

4 8
Reply Report
Madrias 36
Send a private message

Bet you won't forget things in the shower the next time.

8 1
Reply Report
rivenrock 14
Send a private message

Why didn't your girlfriend just measure it for you? Why did you need to do it in the shower?

22 2
Reply Report
Sinshine 28
Send a private message

I wonder now went she needs numbers. She should know how big he is without having a number.

0 4
Reply Report
Next